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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!!
my pie is definitely the best
my pie is definitely the best
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!!
My idea of a perfect day is IHOP's All You Can Eat Pancakes in the Morning, a light lunch, Evening Bible Study, and Olive Garden's Never Ending Breadsticks and Salad for dinner.Comment
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Excuse me, Brother Nobar, but the Rooty Tooty Fresh & _______ is a pie disguised as a pancake!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
As keepers of the Home and Hearth, we Landover™ Ladies have every right to know if our menfolk are out sneaking pie on the side. And anyone who has mastered the rudiments of cookery can tell at a glance that the ingredients for the two baked items are virtually the same, just in different proportions and arrangement.
The devil wears many disguises.Attached FilesComment
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No offense, Brother Worthington, but I've been to the Olive Garden exactly once, and that exotic foreign food upset my stomach.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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You can never trust the Italians..they are vile people....Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View PostComment
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!!
IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired for breakfast in Cedar Rapids for Feb. 24. There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
Please sign up here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=9Last edited by Nobar King; 02-12-2009, 01:01 AM.Comment
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!!
Gee, Brother Nobar, that Sure looks delish. Except....IHOP. It sounds to me like Satan's favorite form of "entertainment": the "sock hop"
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Re: All you can eat pancakes are back!!
I'll be there with bells on, Brother Nobar! Just try and keep me away from a stack of free flapjacks!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
IHOP is offering free pancakes. A charter van has been hired for breakfast in Cedar Rapids for Feb. 24. There is room for 24 people to sign up, although members are welcome to drive separately and join us if the van is full.
Please sign up here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/group.php?groupid=9
FYI: I have contacted IHop and arranged for all of the "charitable donations" collected that day in every IHop in Iowa to go to Landover Baptist Church. Praise Jesus!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I don't know how to put this delicately, but if we try to get the wrong 24 people all into 1 van....Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
We might want to first see how much weight the van can hold, and then do some calculations from there.Comment
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I don't want to belabor this, and Lord knows I'm not thinking of any members in particular, but how many people we can fit in the van depends on their size. For instance, you could probably cram 400 of me in that space...but there are others....Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
I just don't want any Pancake Lover left behind.Comment
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I'll be taking the 2009 Escalade, so there's room for more of the lower-level tithers in the van.Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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We couldn't cram 400 of you on the Titanic, Missy! Put a sock in it.Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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