Burgers!! The way God planned 'em to be.

[Rapture Eddie]

Friends, I have found a Heaven on Earth.

Now normaly I figure food reviews to be for sissy's, but in this case I have to make an exception.

Have you ever been out for a family meal only to be disappointed by the anemic looking thin slice of meat that some restaurants call Burgers?

On a recent trip out with the boys through Arizona we made a stop at The Heart Attack Grill.

We all had Quadruple Bypass Burgers with Flatliner Fries washed down by a good old bottle of Jolt Cola.

Praise Jesus, the owner of that Godly establishment saw us ride into his parking Lot, got us weighed in and told us "Y'all eat for FREE!"
Yes friends, I said FREE!
Turns out that you only have to weigh more than a paltry 350lbs and you get all you can eat all day at no cost.
Not only that but they even supply a Wheelchair to take you back out to the Parking Lot.

Just look at thse REAL Burgers. Each and every one are Half-Pounders and don't forget the Fries cooked in REAL LARD.



Good eatin' for all the family.

GLORY!!

[SUV]

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Good GOD, Brother Roy Batty, even if they weren't free, they're still a Great Deal!

Why, once one of those "Quadruple Bypass" Burgers lasted me for nearly seven hours!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If someone wants to open a franchise in or near Freehold, I'll go in as a silent partner. That looks like a fun place to take my wife on one of her good-behavior days. Of course, the food court at Freehold Christian Fashion Center is at 100% occupancy and always has been, but my sources tell me that land along Oliver North Parkway is being acquired for a new mall with an even bigger food court.

[Talitha]

Re: Burgers!! The way God planned 'em to be.

If someone wants to open a franchise in or near Freehold, I'll go in as a silent partner. That looks like a fun place to take my wife on one of her good-behavior days. Of course, the food court at Freehold Christian Fashion Center is at 100% occupancy and always has been, but my sources tell me that land along Oliver North Parkway is being acquired for a new mall with an even bigger food court.

According to their Website they are looking for investors!!

I have a few Dollars saved up for a rainy day that I was thinking of donating to the homeless and starving Children. However, what better way of feeding their family than to encourage them to reach 350lbs and eat every day for free.
Only in God's Blessed America.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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my sources tell me that land along Oliver North Parkway is being acquired for a new mall with an even bigger food court.

Well shoot pastor peters even i knew about that its' called outer freehold Christian galleria ground braking july 2009 how do i know we just got the contract to do the landscaping its' even suppose to have super big parking spaces for you're hummer h1 it would of been nice if they would of extended the freehold transit k bus to go out that far like they were talking about doing but oh well the walk will be good for me especially if i have to walk off burgers like that lol.

[Rapture Eddie]

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I just can't believe my eyes

Those weird Hendoos are turning their noses up at perfectly healthy American food.

Over in Yoorope (Spain to be exact) they got their Lungi's in a twist about an innocent advertisement showing some weird lookin woman called Lakshmi sitting herself on top of a very tasty looking Burger.



This is an insult to America and our healthy, national and favorite fast food.
Looking at some of them skinny dudes they need to start eating some good red meat for a change.
This made me laugh like a drain: "Some devotees would even be offended by the inclusion of onions which they believe inflame passions."
What in the name of all is right in the world is that all about? You can't have a decent Burger without Onions!



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[James Hutchins]

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Only have to weigh 350? Heck, all the men in the Hutchins house could eat there for free, even little baby Joe. All the Hutchins womone are rail thin. They complain there is never enough left over after the men are done eating for them. Whine, whine, whine.

Genesis 3:6 (King James Version)

And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

[Whip of Japheth]

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"We are apologising because it wasn't our intent to offend anyone"

Spanish Burger King´s franchise said because some anonymous honest Christians burned many heretic advertising.

YIC

[Nobar King]

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Did you read about this world record green chili burger?

World record burger

Las Cruces café seeks record for green chile cheeseburger
Alamogordo Daily News
By Melanie Dabovich, Associated Press Writer
Posted: 07/09/2009



ALBUQUERQUE - The Guinness Book of World Records already has a largest hamburger designation on the books, but a Las Cruces café is going for a spicier title: world's largest green chile cheeseburger. The burger, crafted in the heart of the state's chile growing region by Pepper's Café in Mesilla, features a 10-inch diameter, 1-pound burger, a half-pound of cheese and three green chiles all between two specially made buns, said restaurant owner C.W. ''Buddy'' Ritter.


''It's been on the menu for five days and the response is just amazing. We sold 20 of them yesterday and we're very surprised they're selling like they are,'' Ritter said. He said the café, which operates in the historic Double Eagle restaurant, is under consideration by Guinness for the largest commercial green chile cheeseburger record. They have sent in specifications and photographs of the burger in hopes of qualifying for the record.


The $18.25 burger is made of premium aged beef, shredded Monterey Jack and sharp cheddar cheese, three whole Hatch-grown Big Jim green chiles, pico de gallo consisting of jalapeño, onion and tomato, and mayonnaise spread over toasted buns made by a local bakery. A large side of lettuce, tomato and onion accompany the burger. Ritter said he and café manager Jerry Harrell came up with the idea for the large burger during a meeting where they discussed what menu items should be removed or improved. ''With the green chile cheeseburger, it's so good we didn't know

how to improve it, so the only thing I knew to do was make it bigger,'' Ritter said.

As a fifth generation Mesilla resident, Ritter is proud to boast that the burger's green chile, onions and tomatoes are all grown in the Mesilla Valley. Chile cheeseburgers have a following in New Mexico and are served at many hamburger joints in the Southwest. The spicy burger was even enjoyed by Food Network's star chef Bobby Flay during a visit to New Mexico. ''Green chile in this state is huge. It's a part of life here and if a burger place doesn't serve green chile cheeseburgers, they are going to be swamped for requests for it until they do,'' said Jerry Wright, president of the New Mexico Restaurant Association and owner of the Independence Grill in Albuquerque. ''Some serve it with chopped hot, green strips or green chile sauce. It's up to individual tastes.''


Wright said restaurants that serve the unique burgers have ''insider competitiveness'' between each other. ''It's all about bragging rights. If you've got the best, the biggest, the hottest it's the uniqueness that differentiates you from the others,'' Wright said.


Farther north along the Rio Grande, the Owl Café in San Antonio has been serving their famous green chile cheeseburgers since 1945. Cafe manager Cathy Soto said she's heard about the record-attempting burger in Mesilla, but said she doesn't think she'll have competition. ''Everybody has a choice and everybody has their own customers. We're famous for our green chile cheeseburger from all over the world, so there's nothing we have to be worried about,'' Soto said.


New Mexico's Mesilla Valley is home to two other Guinness world records involving chile. The NuMex Big Jim, developed at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces, holds the record for longest chile pepper ever grown, and in 2001, Las Cruces restaurant owner Roberto Estrada created the biggest enchilada, replete with 75 gallons of red chile. Jamie Panas, Guinness World Records representative, said Guinness record guidelines should be on their way to Pepper's Café within the next couple of weeks.
The largest hamburger commercially available is served at Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Mich., for $399 and weighs about 165 pounds, according to the Guinness World Records' Web site.


Ritter said the restaurant will split the green chile cheeseburger into smaller portions for sharing. He said he has only been able to finish half of the monster green chile cheeseburger. ''I'll keep it on the menu for as long as it sells, but looking at it so far, I think we'll keep it from now on,'' he said.

I'm not sure I could eat the whole thing, either, but it might be good for a date!