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  • Brother Terrence
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 103

    #1

    Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

    Your thoughts?
    DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!
  • ColickyVampire
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    • Jan 2009
    • 50

    #2
    Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

    Well I'm not much of the fan of the superbowl anyway, but I don't really think of it as the devil's work.
    burp the baby

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    • ColickyVampire
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      • Jan 2009
      • 50

      #3
      Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

      I don't want to argue, but I want to know; what do you think about it? I'm interested in knowing your thoughts.
      burp the baby

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      • Eugene Hackwith
        Farmer for Christ™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

        Have you SEEN how close the quarterback's hands come to the center's private parts and rear end? The Superbowl is the pinnacle of a sport that is the epitome of queerness.

        The only good thing about the Superbowl is that I sold all of my chickens weeks ago. All the restaurants bought them up to make buffalo wings out of 'em. I, of course, had to slaughter and clean them, but I didn't mind.
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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        • Brother Terrence
          Forum Member
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          • Oct 2008
          • 103

          #5
          Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

          I always kind of thought football was just a recruiting tool of the homersexuals. Men on men pileups. The object of the game is to fight for custody of balls. The field has "end" zones. Bringing the quarterback down is called a "sack". Not to mention "tight ends". And what does the world do on superbowl Sunday? Why they ditch church, and gather in groups to drink the devils brew and slap each other on the rear end. No thanks, not me. I will take the opportunity to stretch my legs in an emptier than normal church, and sing my heart out in honor of my Lord God. But I would like the Cardinals to win. Religious word Cardinal. Not at all like a steeler. Sounds like a team coached by satan.
          DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Senior Pastor
            VP of Evangelical Outreach
            On FIRE for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5812

            #6
            Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

            For one thing, It's on Sunday when good Christian folks should be in church. For another, the commercials are all selling sex and lust. I don't even know who the half time performers are, but I bet it ain't a Christian bluegrass band. It's probably the same amoral drugged up perverts they have out there every year.

            After the Sunday evening service, a bunch of us are going to go stand outside Hooters to do some open air preaching. I'm sure the Lord won't mind if I pop inside from time to time to keep pick up some food and keep tabs on the score. I hope Debbie's working that evening because she's a real sweet gal.

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
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            • Brother Terrence
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              • Oct 2008
              • 103

              #7
              Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

              I have it on good authority that Debbie is indeed working this Sunday. I asked her what her hours were for Sunday, and she told me she wasn't sure what time she would leave for the day, but I do know she wants to go home real bad Sunday. She was going on about how much money she would make at shifts end. She was calling it a "happy ending"? I don't know what that means, but I am glad for her. Maybe I could join you for this open air preaching, and if we put out a donation plate, we too could make some good money for the Lord. That way we could have ourselves a "happy ending" too.
              DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #8
                Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                For obvious reasons, I am rooting for the Cardinals (just like I also root for the Saints in football, and the Padres, Cardinals, and Angels in baseball).
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Magikarp
                  hateful Danish communis
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 266

                  #9
                  Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  For obvious reasons, I am rooting for the Cardinals (just like I also root for the Saints in football, and the Padres, Cardinals, and Angels in baseball).
                  In actuality, the Cardinals have been doing a lot better with Warner as the QB. It's a good thing that they're using him instead of Leinart. I'm not a Cardinals fan myself, but not really against them. I just want 'em to beat the Steelers, because they beat Baltimore, who I had thought would have made it to the SB.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    For obvious reasons, I am rooting for the Cardinals (just like I also root for the Saints in football, and the Padres, Cardinals, and Angels in baseball).
                    Just like you root for satan in your "church."
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ColickyVampire
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 50

                      #11
                      Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                      For one thing, It's on Sunday when good Christian folks should be in church. For another, the commercials are all selling sex and lust. I don't even know who the half time performers are, but I bet it ain't a Christian bluegrass band. It's probably the same amoral drugged up perverts they have out there every year.

                      After the Sunday evening service, a bunch of us are going to go stand outside Hooters to do some open air preaching. I'm sure the Lord won't mind if I pop inside from time to time to keep pick up some food and keep tabs on the score. I hope Debbie's working that evening because she's a real sweet gal.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      I agree on the commercials statement. Totally innapropriate, so many kids are watching that.
                      burp the baby

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                      • TheShirleyTemple
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                        • Jan 2009
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                        Yall realize its just a game right?
                        That being said...Go Cardinals!

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                        • TheShirleyTemple
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                          • Jan 2009
                          • 34

                          #13
                          Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          For obvious reasons, I am rooting for the Cardinals (just like I also root for the Saints in football, and the Padres, Cardinals, and Angels in baseball).
                          Amen
                          Go Cardinals lol

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #14
                            Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                            Originally posted by TheChosenTemplar View Post
                            Amen
                            Go Cardinals lol
                            So you ARE a papist. It looks like you lied about being a Baptist earlier, but that's to be expected. Typical.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • TheShirleyTemple
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                              • Jan 2009
                              • 34

                              #15
                              Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              So you ARE a papist. It looks like you lied about being a Baptist earlier, but that's to be expected. Typical.

                              Pastor Billy-Reuben
                              So agreeing with him about wanting the Cardinals to win makes me a Catholic?

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