[TC Patriot]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

Put a few of these bad boys in your garden.


SSSSSSSSSSnap and your chicken problem will be over and you may get a few cats (a satanic animal) and some rabbits as well. If you have a Wiccan infestation use a bear trap. There's nothing sweeter than the sounds of a Wiccan caught in a bear trap.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

See how the chickens are walking around in a puddle of their own crap??

So don't eat the drumsticks.

-ND

[Nobar King]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

OK, I complained enough and now I don't have chickens running around everywhere, although all I hear is their damned squawking and the flies buzzing around all the time and then there's the smell!

This chicken coop is just sitting outside with no protection from the rain, and when it rains the crap just runs out and down onto my property!!!

There must be some way I can get back at this jerk for subjecting me to her fowl trash. Maybe she's breaking some kind of municipal code and I can get her in trouble- she might just get rid of those damn chickens!


See how the chickens are walking around in a puddle of their own crap??

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

Yes, both foxes and coyotes can be domesticated. However foxes have a rather pungent smell about them, and you need to remove the anal glands - a job that requires rubber gloves, a sharp knife and a tolerance for screaming animals.

[Nobar King]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

I'm not a big fan of pets that run free and attack other peoples' animals. That fox looks like a wild animal. Can they be domestiacted?

[JennyD]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

Might I suggest that you find a pet of your own, Brother Nobar, and let it run loose in your yard?

[Nobar King]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

HAHAHA I'm going to be making chicken soup soon. I'll bring the neighbor some as a gift.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

[...]GET A DAMN CHICKEN COOP!! THIS ISN'T WORTH A FEW FREE EGGS!!

Protest!

[Nobar King]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

She already knows that I don't like her chickens digging up my flowers. She doesn't care. "That's what chickens do" is always her answer, "there's nothing I can do about it. Next, you'll probably want me to make them stop clucking, right?" She's impossible.

I don't think shooting the chickens would be nice, and she'd have the county police over here for sure. I don't need to deal with them, either. Whenever I ask them what they're going to do about the chickens, they just shrug their shoulders and say "that's a civil issue. Go to mediation."

THERE'S NOTHING TO MEDIATE ABOUT!! GET A DAMN CHICKEN COOP!! THIS ISN'T WORTH A FEW FREE EGGS!!

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

If a nice, polite conversation over a few mugs of hot chocolate doesn't work with the neighbors, then nothing will. If this is the case, I'd catch the chickens, slaughter them, and fry them up.

[William Snodgrass]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

First off, shotgun shells are pretty cheap around here. Second, you wouldn't believe the number of chickens I have to shoot. Third, it gets the job done on the first shot.
I could use my rifle, but I keep my shotgun on the porch so it's usually closer anyway.

[Nobar King]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

You shoot chickens with a shotgun? That's kind of overkill, isn't it?

[William Snodgrass]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

I'd just break out my 12 gauge shotgun, but I'm sure things is different in the big city. If you can't shoot em, I'd call animal control and have them round them chickens up. When your neighbors complain, tell them to go to the law about it.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

Have you thought of inviting your neighbor over for a chicken BBQ?

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Neighbor's chickens causing damage

Nobar, you might try putting up a pole with cross bars like what's shown here and bluff the neighbor, tell her you have seen a hawk in the area and have put up a perching post since they are such a unique bird. Maybe the nieghbor will get the hint that those unfenced chickens are food for birds of prey!