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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

    Members of the Ladies of Landover went to that new restaurant on King James Avenue, Grand Old Pies, to try it out and see if it was good enough for our husbands. From my blog...

    A new restaurant opened up in Freehold, Grand Old Pies on King James Avenue. Being proud supporters of local businesses (it keeps the money in town, and you can be sure the owners are good, decent True Christians™), many of the Ladies of Landover decided to have lunch there today and test their fare, to see if it's good enough not just for us but more importantly for our husbands.
    The service was great, I'll say that for them. The owner greeted us cheerfully, brought us to a table, then asked if we've heard the Good News about Jesus Christ. So far, so good. The menus had a decent selection of sandwiches, soups, and of course, a large selection of pies. Each menu also had different scriptures printed on them, a touch I really liked. Every other restaurant in town will put the same scripture on all of their menus to save on printing. The way they do it at Grand Old Pies means you'll never know what part of the Word of the Lord you'll be getting, resulting in a delightful surprise every time. Provided you go back.
    The food was a shocking disappointment. I don't know if they just didn't pray hard enough, but none of it was particularly good. The sandwiches were dry, with nowhere enough mayonnaise, and they skimped a lot of the meat.
    At least their pies would be good, right? After all, they are called Grand Old Pies. That's their speciality!
    I had the apple pie. The crust was a soggy mess, and the filling was way too tart. Sister Bertha Jones tried the cherry pie, and had the same issues with the crust. Sister Gwen Higgins had herself a slice of pecan pie, and her crust was dry and she could barely taste the pecan.
    How the restaurant could manage to make crusts either too soggy or too dry and not get even one just right is beyond me.
    I do like to see local business thrive, especially ones with service as good as this establishment. I will pray for them to improve and ask that you join me. Hopefully with God's help, they will get better quickly enough to avoid going out of business.
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

    Maybe we'd better have Brother BJ and his boys in security pop over there and do a shakedown health inspection. They could have a frog problem over there. Or locusts even.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

      Bless their hearts Sistet M&M. I will pray for them.

      Since they clearly lack skills in baking pies, I wonder if they've considered serving grilled steak with a side of garlic mashed potatoes and a ranch salad as it may stir more interest. Can't go wrong with that!
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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Maybe we'd better have Brother BJ and his boys in security pop over there and do a shakedown health inspection. They could have a frog problem over there. Or locusts even.
        I just dropped in and tried the cuisine. It was awful. The people were new to Freehold so I offered to sell them an insurance policy but they weren't interested. You'd think if you had a restaurant on the ground floor and lived upstairs, you'd want an insurance policy. Restaurants are notorious for exploding in flames in the middle of the night.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

          I only tried the Salisbury steak and it was satisfactory. The salad bar was substandard, though. There was no Jello salad.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #6
            Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

            Sorry, I forgot to mention.

            I ordered a take-out sandwich (turkey and pesto on multigrain) and their Triple Chocolate Cake for lunch yesterday.

            I like a lot of meat, so I asked for extra. The fellow on the phone said I sounded like a lady who could handle all the meat he had to give, and I eagerly agreed!

            The sandwich was . . . well, it was OK. He did give me quite a load of meat, as we'd discussed. Sadly, I'd ordered it dry, with lettuce, but they'd added some sort of "secret sauce". Supposedly it was high-protein. Not bad, but not great, and not what I ordered.

            The cake? Oh, my.

            They need to change their name.

            Maybe they can't handle a simple cherry pie, but they sure know their dark chocolate!
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

              Did you go there for lunch, or what?!?!?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Did you go there for lunch, or what?!?!?
                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Sorry, I forgot to mention.

                I ordered a take-out sandwich (turkey and pesto on multigrain) and their Triple Chocolate Cake for lunch yesterday.
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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  I ordered a take-out sandwich (turkey and pesto on multigrain)
                  It seems those hippies you used to work for have left some lasting effects.

                  1) What are you doing ordering multigrain bread? White not good enough for you. Next you'll be telling me you asked for no mayonnaise.
                  2) What is any restaurant in Freehold doing having it in stock? If I had known this tree-hugging hippy liberal "food" was in the building, I would have demanded to speak to the owner at once!

                  We need to find you a husband even faster than I thought, sister. You've picked up some bad habits from your former employers that might take a good, steady hand (open or closed) to help you get past.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    It seems those hippies you used to work for have left some lasting effects.

                    1) What are you doing ordering multigrain bread? White not good enough for you. Next you'll be telling me you asked for no mayonnaise.
                    2) What is any restaurant in Freehold doing having it in stock? If I had known this tree-hugging hippy liberal "food" was in the building, I would have demanded to speak to the owner at once!

                    We need to find you a husband even faster than I thought, sister. You've picked up some bad habits from your former employers that might take a good, steady hand (open or closed) to help you get past.
                    One of my "advisers" told me she was spending far too much time looking at the Internets and not enough time in her Prayer Closet.
                    You may be right about getting her a husband Sister M&M. If she's not careful her Child-bearing years will soon be over.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Sweet Placid Sister
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #11
                      Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      It seems those hippies you used to work for have left some lasting effects.

                      1) What are you doing ordering multigrain bread? White not good enough for you. Next you'll be telling me you asked for no mayonnaise.
                      2) What is any restaurant in Freehold doing having it in stock? If I had known this tree-hugging hippy liberal "food" was in the building, I would have demanded to speak to the owner at once!

                      We need to find you a husband even faster than I thought, sister. You've picked up some bad habits from your former employers that might take a good, steady hand (open or closed) to help you get past.
                      Sister, I can explain... My doctor recommended more fiber because, um, I'd rather not get into it on the forum. Let's talk over lunch tomorrow, ok?

                      How does peanut-Ginger tofu stir fry from Buddha's Magic Wok sound?
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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        My doctor recommended more fiber because, um, I'd rather not get into it on the forum.
                        Sister, a word of warning: be careful with mixing fibers! You know how cranky our Lord gets when you do that, doctor's orders or not.

                        And I have to agree with our Sisters: it's time for you to find a decent True Christian(TM) man. Soon. It's not like you are going to get pregnant eating multi-grain sandwiches now are you?
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                          How does peanut-Ginger tofu stir fry from Buddha's Magic Wok sound?



                          Sister, don't put that in your mouth!! What's happened to you, girl!?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #14
                            Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Sister, I can explain... My doctor recommended more fiber because, um, I'd rather not get into it on the forum. Let's talk over lunch tomorrow, ok?

                            How does peanut-Ginger tofu stir fry from Buddha's Magic Wok sound?


                            We are going to have lunch, but at a decent restaurant in Freehold! Meet me at noon at Big Bill's Bibles 'n' Burgers!
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: Grand Old Pies is a big disappointment

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post


                              We are going to have lunch, but at a decent restaurant in Freehold! Meet me at noon at Big Bill's Bibles 'n' Burgers!
                              But . . . It's Win a Wok Wednesday at Buddha's!

                              I guess I can stop on my way to Bill's.
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