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  • GodIsQueer
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2009
    • 2
    #1

    God Sucks

    God is worthless. He has absolutely no power over anything in this world. Possibly due to his lack of existence. The bible was written by men. History should teach us that men (especially men who lead CULTS) have a tendency to lie. God can't do shit to me for what I'm posting because god does no exist. Will i burn in hell... REALLY WILL I????? OMg i'm so scared, i'm so scared of your little satan. You people are the most worthless ignorant trash i've ever come across. This whole site is littered with racism and biggotry. I'll bet you all have the cumulative education of a third grader. God made cancer as a punishment? Well guess what, we will CURE cancer. Doesn't that make us more powerful than this god of yours? Women's periods are punishment? Oh we have the pill... god's powers are useless.

    All you piffleing mormons that think that the "super-virus AIDS" can travel through AIR should be slaughtered. SKITTLES?! REALLY!?

    F-ucking dipshits.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • May 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: God Sucks

      Originally posted by GodIsQueer View Post
      God is worthy.................
      Hello friend. You appear to have a slight anger management problem here.
      I think I can help.

      Have you heard the GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS CHRIST?

      He died for YOUR Sins (temporarily) and is due to come back any time soon.
      Are you ready friend?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974
          #3
          Re: God Sucks

          Originally posted by GodIsQueer View Post
          This whole site is littered with racism and biggotry ?
          I know what a bigot is.I can assure you no one here is a bigot, so your fun new word must have a meaning I am failing to grasp. Biggotry I cannot for the life of me understand. Is it one of those jigaboo urban dances perverting the media these days? Is it a nigra saying, like "I's getting biggotry wid it." ?
          I need clairfication here.

          Yours in Christ,
          NR
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: God Sucks

              This is a Christian forum, and we do not tolerate hatemongering like that.

              I hope you enjoy hell. I know that I'll enjoy watching you suffer eternal torture.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Terrence
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 103
                  #5
                  Re: God Sucks

                  Let him speak his mind. Satan needs all the numbers he can rack up. Bring sunscreen boy!
                  DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027
                      #6
                      Re: God Sucks

                      Of course God "sucks" because he's God and He can do anything he likes.

                      Jealous, homer!?

                      If this one isn't a case for Dr Pill, why, I've never seen one

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: God Sucks

                          I started thinking about other things that suck. Most of them are vacuums and cleaners of that type. Street sweepers, shop vac, pool cleaner. Those are all good because they keep the world clean, just the way Jesus would want it.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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