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  • tommy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 392

    #16
    Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    I stick my American, Christian neck out to say anything Decent about something foreign, Tommy - but that city is just beautiful!!!
    I'm glad you like it!
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #17
      Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

      Originally posted by tommy View Post
      I'm glad you like it!
      I would like it too, but I saw the map and it's in France.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • tommy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 392

        #18
        Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        I would like it too, but I saw the map and it's in France.
        Well, you know what they say about Americans and geography...

        It is situated in southeastern Slovenia.
        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
        Exodus 15:3

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #19
          Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

          Originally posted by tommy View Post
          Well, you know what they say about Americans and geography...

          It is situated in southeastern Slovenia.
          Slovenia=France. Everyone knows it.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #20
            Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

            Hmmm... do I detect a subliminal message here?
            Originally posted by tommy View Post
            This is my hometown. It's called Novo mesto(new city). It was founded by Duke Rudolf IV in 1365.

            I love my city.

            Here's the official site:
            http://www.novomesto.si/en/
            Friend, I hate to have to say this, but your city looks unGodly in the extreme. Without wishing to jump to conclusions, I'd say that Duke Rudolf was a red-nosed Catholic, and there was originally an extra "ol" in the name of your city.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Poetic Peter
              Christian Poet Emeritus
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1696

              #21
              Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

              Originally posted by tommy View Post




              This is my hometown. It's called Novo mesto(new city). It was founded by Duke Rudolf IV in 1365.

              I love my city.

              Here's the official site:
              Novo mesto is the regional urban centre of Southeast Slovenia


              I might paste some of my own photos too.
              I've spent an hour there. It's beautiful--

              I hope you'll post pictures of the people and make a photo essay of Christian morality of the essay.

              It need not be in verse; just find the Christian truth contained in every snapshot of the people or their artifacts,
              artifacts of architectures such as disused Catlick pedobordellos, etc.

              The city has a notable history of de-catting itself.
              Applause for that. And yes, it's really beautiful.

              Do you guys have a Shorty's Bar B Que there?
              It's a great tourist draw here in Miami.

              Best to you Tommy,

              PP

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #22
                Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

                Originally posted by tommy View Post
                I'm glad you like it!
                I'm sure we'd all like it more if it were full of True Christians.

                But at least the Cat-o-holics are gone. It's a start!

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #23
                  Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

                  My home town is Heaven. Everything else is just chipped beef and cow patties.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    My home town is Heaven. Everything else is just chipped beef and cow patties.
                    Indeed. While my determination to tithe as much as possible may restrict my diet while I'm here on earth, I shall look forward to an eternity of luxury in Heaven, while trolls like Lilith and Hellthing spend the afterlife swimming in the kind of thing that I currently eat:
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                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Brother V
                      True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3481

                      #25
                      Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Indeed. While my determination to tithe as much as possible may restrict my diet while I'm here on earth, I shall look forward to an eternity of luxury in Heaven, while trolls like Lilith and Hellthing spend the afterlife swimming in the kind of thing that I currently eat:
                      Praise Jesus for you, Brother T.

                      It warms my heart to know I'm not the only person who gives so much to the Lord that he can only eat beans.
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                      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #26
                        Re: Our Home Towns (photo essays Witness)

                        My Good GOD, what is that stuff, Brother T?

                        It seems difficult to prepare, too, as apparently the Cook has skinned his knuckles (well, some of them look red to me):

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #27
                          Re: fly to the left if you're going to hell

                          Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                          Pretty cool. Not the part about the black people, but everything else looks alright.
                          He was referring to the fat blackbirds, not the darkies.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Tyrone Shoelaces
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 237

                            #28
                            Re: fly to the left if you're going to hell

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            He was referring to the fat blackbirds, not the darkies.
                            Thanks for clearing that up.

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