Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

[Glendora Christianson]

Ever since Senator Michelle Bachmann announced that she's hot for God, I have been watching her. And since her little laying of hands on HIM, I am almost sure she deserves an honorary membership to LBC. Furthermore, Michelle has the kind of knowledge that sets her apart from lesser Christians.

This being said, I'd sure hate to upset follks by giving Michelle her honorary membeship without their support, so let me know what you think.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

I'm torn. Sure, she had the decent and reasonable reaction upon meeting our Godly President and has many of the right things to say, but she is still a woman doing a man's job. I have to pray on this one.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

I'm sure she would be very honored to be a part of this forum.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

Ever since Senator Michelle Bachmann announced that she's hot for God, I have been watching her. And since her little laying of hands on HIM, I am almost sure she deserves an honorary membership to LBC. Furthermore, Michelle has the kind of knowledge that sets her apart from lesser Christians.

This being said, I'd sure hate to upset follks by giving Michelle her honorary membeship without their support, so let me know what you think.

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. (1 Corinthians 14: 34-35)

What she needs to do is find herself a husband, if she doesn't already have one, and shut her yappity trap when inside of any church.

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach[/B], nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety. (1 Timothy 2: 9-15)

I also recommend she get herself pregnant least she end up in Satan's sulfurous lap. Her only way out of the sinful nature inherent with a choo-choo is to birth a Christian soldier out of it. 18 years from now her baby boy will be able to relieve tired soldiers in Iraq.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

She certainly knows a thing or two about sodomites.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

Any True Christian must know a good thing or two about the sodomites! How else are we to know our enemy? I myself have done many an hour of research on the sodomites, their positions and turn-ons etc, just to avoid doing them!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Honorary Membership for Senator Bachmann???

Any True Christian must know a good thing or two about the sodomites! How else are we to know our enemy? I myself have done many an hour of research on the sodomites, their positions and turn-ons etc, just to avoid doing them!

Praise Jesus, Brother BJ and I have spent countless hours reviewing video evidence of sodomistic behaviors and perversions. Every angle and position must be explored if we are to find ways of undermining these sweaty, muscular young filth mongers.