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  • jimmie
    • Mar 2009
    • 7
    #1

    someone explain em please

    At the top in forum it says: We had over 30,000 visitors yesterday for a total of 792,000 hits. Praise the Lord! Do you want to advertise with us NOW? At the bottom the forum counter says (the truth by the holy internet Lord) : Most users ever online was 2,227, 03-01-2009 at 10:53 AM. So am I being lied to here? I request an answer or I will NOT donate you wich I was planning
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: someone explain em please

      Both are true. Now try to find a brain and figure it out.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • <<<0>>>
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2009
          • 2
          #3
          Re: someone explain em please

          Visitors don't necessarily show on the recorded statistics. Think of it more like a spiritual counter.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: someone explain em please

              Don't dodge your own question you idjit.
              Now can you explain to me why both are true?

              No you can't, because Jesus gave you peas for brains.

              Any more questions sinner?
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567
                  #5
                  Re: someone explain em please

                  Originally posted by jimmie View Post
                  At the top in forum it says: We had over 30,000 visitors yesterday for a total of 792,000 hits. Praise the Lord! Do you want to advertise with us NOW? At the bottom the forum counter says (the truth by the holy internet Lord) : Most users ever online was 2,227, 03-01-2009 at 10:53 AM. So am I being lied to here? I request an answer or I will NOT donate you wich I was planning
                  Dear dimwit:

                  30,000 visitors in a day.

                  2,227 online at one moment.

                  Understand now?
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