Lysol (A Sensitive Thread For the Ladies)

[Nurse Clampett]

Once upon a time, before hairy legged feminazis and quack doctors, we women were given tools to keep our Godly Husbands happy. We did our best not to just mask our filth, but kill that filth at the source. I'm talking about our mommy caves. Fellow females in Christ, we are lowly dirty creatures spawned from a man's rib. I think we should do our Godly Husbands and ourselves a favor and go back to a product that saved so many marriages only a couple of generations ago. I'm linking the the Godly advert because it's too big to post. After viewing it I'm sure you will join with me in the Lysol pledge.



I just bought a case of Lysol at the store. Mr. Rached will be coming home to a steril clean wife tonight.

[Talitha]

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I'm not sure about all this new-fangled stuff Sister.
I also don't think our Pastors will be too happy with you discussing our filthy Cooters.

Psssst.......A quick squirt of Silkolene by way of a Syringe usually does the trick for me

[Nurse Clampett]

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I surely do not wish to offend the Pastors dear Sister! This is not anything new, but an ad for a product stemming from the 50's. I just thought we ladies could do with some old fashioned basics. If it offends then please delete the thread. I'm just trying to help my fellow Rib Folk here.

[Larry Lee]

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Ladies! No need for a cat fight. Feminine freshness is a topic we all care about greatly.

[Wide-Open]

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Egads!

Ladies: WD40 and Duct tape. Say no more.

[Talitha]

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Egads!

Ladies: WD40 and Duct tape. Say no more.

I'm sorry Bother, but I get a rash with the WD40.
I have no idea where to use the Duct tape but you did say not to ask.

[JennyD]

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I'm sorry Bother, but I get a rash with the WD40.
I have no idea where to use the Duct tape but you did say not to ask.

Sister, I think he's suggesting it in lieu of an expensive "Brazilian wax".

That's money that could go to the church!

[Glendora Christianson]

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My petaluma has never had an umpleasant smell, but I do have a friend (I use the term loosely) who smelled like a Starkist canning factory. The poor gal had bacterial vaginosis (forgive me Jesus). She ruined the seat on her husband's new Harley Davidson Motorcycle too! A good mucking out with Lysol and a little spritzer of Lemon Pledge was a Heavenly relief for her husband and family.

[JennyD]

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Sister, that's horrifying to read about. What a nightmare to experience it!

Her poor husband, arriving home for dinner and thinking she was about to serve a tuna casserole . . . then she opens the oven to reveal beef stroganoff!

[barneyhilliard]

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My petaluma has never had an umpleasant smell, but I do have a friend (I use the term loosely) who smelled like a Starkist canning factory. The poor gal had bacterial vaginosis (forgive me Jesus). She ruined the seat on her husband's new Harley Davidson Motorcycle too! A good mucking out with Lysol and a little spritzer of Lemon Pledge was a Heavenly relief for her husband and family.

Your friend's husband should take heed: Leviticus 15:9 "And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean."

If he does not properly clean his Harley, he will also be unclean in the eyes of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well blow me down, as Popeye used to say.

You all know that I don't watch much TV. I am far too busy with my Pastoral duties to have time for secular nonsense. What little TV I do watch is usually watching Benny Hinn minister to a stadium full of spades somewhere (better him than me I say!), or that Christian vixen Jan Crouch on TBN.

Anyway, I happened to be passing by the kitchen this morning (who knew it was so big!?) and caught the following commercial product being peddled for ladies....um....cleanliness. And so I thought maybe you haven't seen it, um...I mean the commercial, and um...maybe you want to buy some, um....stuff for you, um, cooter issues, um....that I have um...been noticing at church lately....

[JennyD]

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Pastor, I don't know about these other ladies, but my cooter is always fresh as a daisy, and a joy to behold. I can't even recall the last time it snapped at anyone!

Well, there was that one time, when Bobby-Joe almost lost a finger . . . but we don't need to talk about that. (He still has nightmares.)

It's still a prizewinning cooter!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Jenny, Your cooter it seems is not only fresh, clean, smooth (did someone mention duct tape?) but inspiring. Your freshness and Godliness inspires me to new heights.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

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You guys know that people are laughing at you about all this cooter talk, right?

[JennyD]

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You guys know that people are laughing at you about all this cooter talk, right?

Why would people laugh about my turtle?