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Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
The Lord has let you live another year. Enjoy your day and praise Jesus!
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Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
Thank you. I have been enjoying my birthday so far. I did a one hour bible study session and spent another hour volunteering my time at the Church. Everyone has been very kind to me so far. What more could a man ask for? -
Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
I hope you have been thanking Jesus for not killing you for another year.
Don't forget to send in your Birthday Tithe. Our joo accountants are waiting.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
Happy birthday to two of the finest members of this congregation! Hopefully you will both have time to come around my place for some brownies and ice cream. You deserve it for all the wonderful work you do.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
Don't forget, if you need to fly anywhere* and the Pasors approve it, you get your 3% Birthday Discount* on Landover AirJesus!*
* As long as a Pastor on said flight was already headed to your "chosen" location.
* The 3% discounted fare MUST cover the cost of all fuel, incidentals, and crew pay for the duration of the flight. If it does not, surcharges may apply.
* Meals, blankets, pillows, soft drinks, snacks, and cabin heating require additional payments.sigpic
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
How come that evil witch Allie's birthday thread has gotten so many more replies than that for our saintly Brother and Sister in Christ?! Where's the justice?!
Happy Birthday you two!Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
Oh thank you all soooooo much! Sorry I was late to my own party Pastor Zeke gave sent me to a wonderful resort in Cancun at some spa. I was wrapped in mud, had manicure and pedicure, had my hair done, you know those girly kinda things.
But don't worry the trip was not wasted. I smacked every Messicant I could get my hands on with my KJV1611 Bible and screamed at them that they were going to HELL!!! I almost got arrested at the airport for smacking so many of them and causing such a commotion. They let me get on my plane after I prayed.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Brother Nobar and Sister BTB!
Anything to keep my little sugarpie happy andOriginally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Postout of my hair for a few daysbeautiful.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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