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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
    God's Pincushion
    • Apr 2008
    • 651

    #1

    FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

    Thats right folks. In case you thought I was not for real. Just find my Cantina ,say un pinche cerveza muy fria aqui arhita,or if your a cutie just gimme a flash and I´ll pop for an ice cold PACIFICO. To find my Cantina just go to the Paciic Ocean and turn left. See ya
    Wrestling with Demons.
    Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
    LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

    Did you roll a rich gringo tourista or something? Last I heard you were selling individual chicklets of the street. Where did you find the money for beer?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

      Is it in Zihuatanejo?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Don Bozo el Guapo
        God's Pincushion
        • Apr 2008
        • 651

        #4
        Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

        Originally posted by Passtor Ezekiel View Post
        Did you roll a rich gringo tourista or something? Last I heard you were selling individual chicklets of the street. Where did you find the money for beer?
        Don Bozo el Guapo has many secrets and does not devulge his sources. You can get a buzz off chicklets???

        Originally posted by Fubar King View Post
        Is it in Zihuatanejo?
        Im in Mehico Fubar, Z-watts a colony of Gringolandia.
        Wrestling with Demons.
        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

          I'm going to start listing some places. Let me know if I list the right one.
          • Paraiso Perdido
          • Las Lechugas
          • Banco de Oro
          • Puerto Escondido


          You can tell that I really want this beer.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Don Bozo el Guapo
            God's Pincushion
            • Apr 2008
            • 651

            #6
            Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

            Originally posted by Fubar King View Post
            I'm going to start listing some places. Let me know if I list the right one.
            • Paraiso Perdido
            • Las Lechugas
            • Banco de Oro
            • Puerto Escondido
            You can tell that I really want this beer.
            Think BUGS Fubar and thats your last clue.
            Wrestling with Demons.
            Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
            LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

              I give up. There are no insect names on the coast of Mexico.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                Think BUGS Fubar and thats your last clue.
                San Blas?
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                • Don Bozo el Guapo
                  God's Pincushion
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 651

                  #9
                  Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  San Blas?
                  Hola Jenny D, How do you know so much about Mehican dirtburgs ? Bonita San Blas, the patron saint of lost cows and sore throats. Well you just won a beer dear but you can flash me anyway.
                  Last edited by Don Bozo el Guapo; 04-07-2009, 03:18 AM. Reason: por que no ?
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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                    Hola Jenny D, How do you know so much about Mehican dirtburgs ? Bonita San Blas, the patron saint of lost cows and sore throats. Well you just won a beer dear but you can flash me anyway.
                    Ah, wouldn't you like to know . . .
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                    Christian Ladies:
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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                      Don Bozo! My Adorable South-of-the-Border Easter Bunny!!!

                      Don Bozo, would you possibly be having there a non-alcoholic Negro Modelo to offer to A Lady?

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        Don Bozo, would you possibly be having there a non-alcoholic Negro Modelo to offer to A Lady?

                        You're going to visit Mexico to meet this guy?

                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #13
                          Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                          You're going to visit Mexico to meet this guy?

                          Bozo, my GOD! For Christ's Sake(tm) get out of that sun QUICK!!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                            No, I thought you wanted a black supermodel. Negra Modelo is the beer they serve in Mexico.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Don Bozo el Guapo
                              God's Pincushion
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 651

                              #15
                              Re: FIND MY CANTINA AND GET A FREE EASTER BEER

                              Originally posted by SU< View Post

                              Don Bozo, would you possibly be having there a non-alcoholic Negro Modelo to offer to A Lady?
                              Hola SU< mi nina. A non alcoholic Negro would be a crackhead,they only come in 2 models.
                              Wrestling with Demons.
                              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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