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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #16
    Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

    I almost deleted this thread fifty times, but I just got this in an email.

    http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/...tersOutlet.com
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #17
        Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        I almost deleted this thread fifty times, but I just got this in an email.

        http://www.midwesthuntersoutlet.com/...tersOutlet.com
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...156#post315156
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323
            #18
            Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...156#post315156
            Yes, but I didn't believe it. Tactical Bacon?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                Leave it to the Swedes to come up with this product!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jimmy C Lombardo
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 218
                    #20
                    Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                    Now them wetbacks had gone and hijacked all our bacon.

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                      • Seawitch
                        Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                        • May 2009
                        • 28
                        #21
                        Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                        If you people didn't pick at the Altar wine you wouldn't get hangovers!
                        ]
                        This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974
                            #22
                            Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                            Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                            If you people didn't pick at the Altar wine you wouldn't get hangovers!
                            ]
                            I think you have us confused with drunken catlicks my dear Seabiscuit.
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • Stewie the Jewie
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • May 2009
                                • 9
                                #23
                                Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                I love me some bacon. Mmmmmmm...bacon sandwich on toast with mustard. I get hungry just thinking about it. YES!!!!

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                                  • Seawitch
                                    Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                                    • May 2009
                                    • 28
                                    #24
                                    Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                    Originally posted by Stewie the Jewie View Post
                                    I get hungry just thinking about it. YES!!!!

                                    Go see some of the Pig Slaughter videos on you tube.......
                                    This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                                      • Seawitch
                                        Unsaved trash, 53 year old man playing witch
                                        • May 2009
                                        • 28
                                        #25
                                        Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                        I think you have us confused with drunken catlicks my dear Seabiscuit.
                                        Hello Nurse Clampett
                                        I love the terminology Seabiscuit.... son of Hard tack....nice.
                                        I wonder what old Rat-slinger would have to say about being called a Catlick!
                                        This signature is not intended as free advertising space for your cult. --ADMIN

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                                          • Nobar King
                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                            Christ's Guardian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 23748
                                            #26
                                            Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                            Go see some of the Pig Slaughter videos on you tube....
                                            We don't listen to those bands.
                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 9323
                                                #27
                                                Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                                Originally posted by Seawitch View Post
                                                Hello Nurse Clampett
                                                I love the terminology Seabiscuit.... son of Hard tack....nice.
                                                I wonder what old Rat-slinger would have to say about being called a Catlick!
                                                I typically email him on a daily basis and refer to him as everything from SATAN to Hitler's nephew. I explain why all catlicks are homers and that the act of pretending to eat JESUS' ACTUAL flesh and blood is so disgusting that only REALLY ignorant Eye-talians and their sodomous progeny Messcants could possibly condone it. Trust me, he already knows he's a catlick boy-buggerer.
                                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                                    Bacon dental floss might be good for keeping that extra edge of sobriety going. I think I'll give it a try this Sunday.

                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Nobar King
                                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                        Christ's Guardian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                        • 23748
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                                        I have a feeling that this product is neither smart, nor bacon, and isn't going to help your hangover:
                                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover

                                                            Here's my Thanksgiving Turkey for 2009!

                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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