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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
I almost deleted this thread fifty times, but I just got this in an email.
I almost deleted this thread fifty times, but I just got this in an email.
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...156#post315156Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View PostComment
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
Yes, but I didn't believe it. Tactical Bacon?Originally posted by Nobar King View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
Leave it to the Swedes to come up with this product!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
Now them wetbacks had gone and hijacked all our bacon.
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If you people didn't pick at the Altar wine you wouldn't get hangovers!
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I think you have us confused with drunken catlicks my dear Seabiscuit.Originally posted by Seawitch View PostIf you people didn't pick at the Altar wine you wouldn't get hangovers!
]Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
I love me some bacon. Mmmmmmm...bacon sandwich on toast with mustard. I get hungry just thinking about it. YES!!!!
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Go see some of the Pig Slaughter videos on you tube.......Originally posted by Stewie the Jewie View PostI get hungry just thinking about it. YES!!!!
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Hello Nurse ClampettOriginally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
I love the terminology
Seabiscuit.... son of Hard tack....nice.
I wonder what old Rat-slinger would have to say about being called a Catlick!
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I typically email him on a daily basis and refer to him as everything from SATAN to Hitler's nephew. I explain why all catlicks are homers and that the act of pretending to eat JESUS' ACTUAL flesh and blood is so disgusting that only REALLY ignorant Eye-talians and their sodomous progeny Messcants could possibly condone it. Trust me, he already knows he's a catlick boy-buggerer.Originally posted by Seawitch View PostHello Nurse Clampett
I love the terminology Seabiscuit.... son of Hard tack....nice.
I wonder what old Rat-slinger would have to say about being called a Catlick!Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
Bacon dental floss might be good for keeping that extra edge of sobriety going. I think I'll give it a try this Sunday.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover
Here's my Thanksgiving Turkey for 2009!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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