[Sally Paulson]

Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

Bullets and seal-clubs
and juicy mooseburgers,
rebuking a retard who calls it "Asperger's"
The Father, The Spirit, and the King of Kings,
These are a few of my favorite things

Glenn Beck and Limbaugh and Godly Dick Cheney
Seeing a beggar when it's cold and rainy
shiny gold crosses and abstinence rings
These are a few of my favorite things

Tea parties where people call for secession
Praying that Obama makes a depression
And once again all that abstinence bling
These are a few of my favorite things

When the queers hug
when the blacks breed
When I'm feeling mad,
I fire a few shots from my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad

[Nobar King]

Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

Very nice, indeed. I see a potential trend here.

[WickedWitch]

Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

I would love to hear you. Especially the buildings in ashes and war thing.

Yeah, I found that all pretty amusing.

Stay away from Alie, she is not a lesbian like you!

Right?...

No, I'm not a lesbian.

1. Get a microphone, if you don't have one. Check!
2. MP3 files can be added as attachments How?

If you want to add instruments get the free trial of Accoustica Mixcraft for PC, or Garage Band for mac. You can also make it sound like you're in a concert hall, and even have people clapping at the end.

Very cool, thanks for the info, Jeb. I'll see what I can do to make this happen.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

That's fantastic. How about another verse about fishing and smuggling wetbacks across the border? Then you can finish with something about corrupt Mexican politicians.

Fat Federalies with gold teeth who watch ya,
Laughing when when by your sweet pink ass they gotch ya,
Jail cells with bedbugs and new sweaty freinds.
Wondering if this is how your life ends.
Chicken Beak Soup and water you cant drink.
Cant wash your face someone shit in the damn sink.
Huge cucaraches and spiders that bite.
Your brand new amigo says tonight is the night!
Walls that drip moisture and food that looks pre chewed.
No place to sit where someone has not spewed.
Saturday night brings a new load of drunks.
You can bet your last peso theyve been sleeping with skunks.
In the hot night.
When the drunks fight.
And your last feed
makes your ass bleed.
I think of Obama
in bed with your Mama
and then I dont feel
so baaaaaaad !

[SUV]

Re: What are a few of your favorite things?

Don Bozo! Don Chisteraro!

Did you enjoy those "putas" I sent you for Christmas?