[WickedWitch]

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Why do you persist in your sinful, depraved lifestyle?

What about me suggests to you that I would ever do something 'depraved'?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How can I convince you it isn't a lie?

Why do you persist in your sinful, depraved lifestyle?

[WickedWitch]

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How many times must you lie?

How can I convince you it isn't a lie?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How many times must I tell you people that I've never met Satan?

How many times must you lie?

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[WickedWitch]

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How many times must I tell you people that I've never met Satan?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why has this Witch returned to darken our forums once more?

Satan's orders perhaps?

[Meek and Humble]

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Why has this Witch returned to darken our forums once more?

[WickedWitch]

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Why did people stop posting in this thread? Where did everybody go?

[WickedWitch]

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Yes, I don't....do I? Why?

*Giggles* Why do you always seem so confused when posting in this thread, Pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do you not like this thread?

Yes, I don't....do I? Why?

[WickedWitch]

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Do you not like this thread?

[JennyD]

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If it's not about JESUS, why would anyone bother?

Why is this thread still going?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Thank you very much for asking, Pastor, because it gives me a reason to re-explain the rules (which are always forgotten)! This thread is an amusement, a diversion, a game, you might say. The rules are simple and are as follows:

1: All posts must be questions.
2: Each post must contain at least one word from the post preceding it.

Example:
"Don't you just love Jesus?"
"Wasn't Jesus a zombie?"
"Am I the only one who'd really love to keep a zombie for a pet?"
"Might you not consider a normal, non-flesh-eating pet?"

And so on, and so forth. See? Very simple. Once again, Pastor, thanks for asking! And now on with the game!

Since the thread's a game, who says it has to be about anything?

If it's not about JESUS, why would anyone bother?

[WickedWitch]

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What is this thread actually about?

Thank you very much for asking, Pastor, because it gives me a reason to re-explain the rules (which are always forgotten)! This thread is an amusement, a diversion, a game, you might say. The rules are simple and are as follows:

1: All posts must be questions.
2: Each post must contain at least one word from the post preceding it.

Example:
"Don't you just love Jesus?"
"Wasn't Jesus a zombie?"
"Am I the only one who'd really love to keep a zombie for a pet?"
"Might you not consider a normal, non-flesh-eating pet?"

And so on, and so forth. See? Very simple. Once again, Pastor, thanks for asking! And now on with the game!

Since the thread's a game, who says it has to be about anything?

[SUV]

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What is this thread actually about?

Mmmmm....ahhhhhh....I'll take what's behind Door#3 for thirteen dollars!