[WickedWitch]

Re: The Question Thread

How could I be Bill Clinton?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Question Thread

What are you, Bill Clinton?

[WickedWitch]

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Do you get bent over by men often to know that?

How often is "often"?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The Question Thread

Nuss Clampett, I feel Blessed to see that you are a good old-fashioned nurse!

So I'm Sure™ you don't mean "precautions" in the manner that those libber-Al, CONDOMent "people" mean.

Would you have any leeches with you for Bleeding? I don't Trust any of this new-fangled "Medicine"

Shouldn't every medical professional stick with leeches and Lysol?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Question Thread

Do you get bent over by men often to know that?

[WickedWitch]

Re: The Question Thread

Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?

Would you be surprised to know I'm able to speak perfectly fine, no matter what I'm bent over?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: The Question Thread

Don Bozo, are you taking precautions so as not to infect your Mexican body with swine flu?

Don Bozo had a solid midwestern american upbringing and every farm boy knows the joys of porkin porkers with a chicken stuffed up his culo. So far I havent got a sniffle.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Do you think you will be able to say "Jesus, I love you" once you are bent over a magma vent gargling sulfur?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Question Thread

Are you aware Jesus hates you for thinking that?

[WickedWitch]

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What if I don't want to talk about when I'm going to die?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Question Thread

Don't worry, I know a surefire way to save Miss Witch. It begins with a simple question, guaranteed to lead on to the road to salvation:

Do you know where you are going when you die?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do you now believe in Hell?

Does sunlight reach hell?

[JennyD]

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Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?

Do you now believe in Hell?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The Question Thread

Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?

No?

[WickedWitch]

Re: The Question Thread

Do you think my SPF 70 sunblock would stop me from getting a tan in hell?