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  • Brother Lazarus
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    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #1

    Jesus loves NASCAR

    It's obvious NASCAR is the favorite racing sport of Jesus. Had this happened in any other racing venue the driver would be dead. Jesus made sure that death or injury didn't happen to one of his Godly drivers. Notice none of God's chosen sports fans were injured!



    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

      Who else could make cars fly like that?

      I posted before about NASCAR, but it wasn't well received:
      git'er some free NASCAR!
      The races have been great! I'm a big fan of restrictor plate racing. I like to see the cars all bunched up at 200 Mph. They might have to lower the speeds after this accident. The races will still be good. They'll be even closer.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062
          #3
          Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

          Perhaps when the other bothers and sisters realize how much Jesus loves NASCAR, they will be more interested.

          Yours in Christ
          Brother Lazarus
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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            • Eugene Hackwith
              Farmer for Christ™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 736
              #4
              Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

              If they let female drivers into NASCAR racing, this type of thing will increase tenfold. Mark my words.

              Just say NO to Danica Patrick!
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                  I'm just assuming that there aren't any Chinese NASCAR drivers. Could they even get insurance for that?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I'm just assuming that there aren't any Chinese NASCAR drivers. Could they even get insurance for that?
                      No Chinese drivers, as far as I'm aware. The learning curve of going from a Rickshaw to a race car with an actual motor is steep.
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                          Well, I see them in the movies like Race This II, or Fast and Furrious. I just have never heard of one in the NASCAR series.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                              There is no question that Jesus loves Nascar. He even sponsors a team!

                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                                  They could have picked a better number, unless that's supposed to be a halo.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Elizabeth
                                      Unsaved trash
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 34
                                      #10
                                      Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                                      I want chapter and verse for that, mister! NASCAR cars were built using science *GASP* and technology *GASP* hence you are going to Hell for thinking Jesus would like them!

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                                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                          True Christian™
                                           
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 9384
                                          #11
                                          Re: Jesus loves NASCAR

                                          Originally posted by Elizabeth View Post
                                          I want chapter and verse for that, mister! NASCAR cars were built using science *GASP* and technology *GASP* hence you are going to Hell for thinking Jesus would like them!

                                          Science and technology have little to do with it missy. NASCAR celebrates the back yard tinkering done by moon shiners to soup up cars so that they could out run revenue agents attempting to collect taxes. This should be a lesson to all you LIEbral tax and spend DEMONcrats with your various schemes to increase taxes and take away the freedoms of God Fearing Americans.
                                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                          ...and get off my lawn
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