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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974
    #1

    A Plague of Carp

    I was by the dock of a local lake, praying for a devastating hurricane to wipe out more children of Ham, when suddenly I heard loud splashing. I walked down the marina and saw THIS in the water.



    I didn't have a camera with me, but this picture and video is the same as what I saw. I heard someone say that it looked like a Biblical plague. It truly does look creepy.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: A Plague of Carp

      Believe it or not, those are Jap fish, and they fetch a high price over in the Ornamental "countries." I think they keep them as family pets for awhile, then they make sushi out of them.



      The yellow race is a vile bunch, I can tell you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974
          #3
          Re: A Plague of Carp

          That did it. I'm never eating fish again.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: A Plague of Carp

              The Czechs love them too. They even eat them at Christmas! It's just sick.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790
                  #5
                  Re: A Plague of Carp

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  I was by the dock of a local lake, praying for a devastating hurricane to wipe out more children of Ham, when suddenly I heard loud splashing. I walked down the marina and saw THIS in the water.
                  They ARE terrifying ! ! !

                  Did they strip the flesh and feathers from that poor duck, down to the BONE ? ? ?

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                    • Nurse Clampett
                      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 974
                      #6
                      Re: A Plague of Carp

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      They ARE terrifying ! ! !

                      Did they strip the flesh and feathers from that poor duck, down to the BONE ? ? ?
                      Oddly enough they tend to leave the ducks alone. I saw some swimming around trying to get the food the kids were throwing to the fish. Still, they are horrifying. Those mouths! You can walk along the dock and they follow with their satanic mouths puckering.
                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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