[John Bois Ward]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Woman are not effing incubators you sexist piece of dog shit... just because we were built to have babies doesen't mean we have to make them. you people don't even deserve to have children the way you go on saying how you beat your wives and children because thats what you think god wants you to do. if any man put his hands on me or my kids i would be in prison for killing his stupid ass and i would not regret it.

Another great rebuttal from a feminazi. When confronted by women who know their God given roles and by men who obey The Law of God, these feminazis are reduced to profanity and violence. I should really not be surprised that they cannot provide a well thought out reply based on reason and biblical evidence since they are only women.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

I just have to say, you people make me incredibly sick.
The only person posting on this thread with any sense at all is Zipplock. And I have to thank her for standing up in some way. This thread's got a good title and purpose, but the women posting in here are listing all of the wrong perks. We are not here to serve man. Society has oppressed us since the beginning of our existence, and men like to think they are our superior. No..I take that back. Only YOU christian-baptist extremists, and the select other groups of men who are living in the past, think that women are nothing more than your child-baring machine that will keep the house clean when you are out at work, tainting society with your ass-backward views. A lot of men live in the today, and respect the fact that a woman is equal, and can handle the hard blows that life hands us, just as well as any human being with a penis. I am sad to hear that many of you men on this forum actively beat your wives and children, because they 'disobey your godly command'. Although I am not religious myself, and am HAPPY to say that I do not believe in god, I do respect the views of many people who choose to fall into any religion. However, this fact that you believe inflicting harm on your own family is the correct way to go, deeply disturbs me. I am all for the 'making the world a better place' and 'peace and love on earth', but the methods in which you go about that, make you all come off as horrible people. I do not have any children, but like Zipplock stated, if any man laid so much as a finger on me or my child in any violent way, I would not hesitate to take a frying pan to his face.
The point is, no woman should ever succumb to being any man's bitch. A stay-at-home mother who loves to bake and make her husband happy? Sure. But not if you think that is all you are capable of.
Some perks to being a woman?
Showing that we don't need a penis to actively contribute to society in the same ways a man can. (Therefor, hopefully slapping some sense into some of you male christian pigs, and waking you up to smell the coffee.)

Your hissy fit will be better appreciated here: http://womynweb.net/.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

I also have some extra Midol I would be willing to donate.

[confedchick]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Dear Ziplock and Rawwrr -
I am a woman of 35 years. Not too long ago, I was as headstrong as you ladies. There was NOTHING for which I needed a man. My hundreds of relationships suffered. My engagement was broken. I pushed away every man because I thought I was better than them all. It wasn't until I took a break from ALL relationships and looked at options to find a soulmate that I realized how my grandparents, great grandparents and so forth had done things. Stresses were alleviated by not having to play tug of war with each other.
SOMEONE has to be a submissive in a relationship. I found a man I could trust so I let all previous misconceptions fall to the wayside and started anew - with a completely different outlook.
K and I have never been happier - in our lives prior to one another - than we are now.
If I am to be punished - so be it. I did something wrong or simply got on his nerves. Why - just last night he struck me thrice across the face for poking fun at his choice of condiment on the ham sandwich I prepared for his lunch today. No bruising was left. I enjoy when he corrects me - even if it's just for sassing. The power he exudes instills a secure feeling within my fiber. It was I who approached him and suggested this lifestyle.

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

This thread's got a good title and purpose, but the women posting in here are listing all of the wrong perks. We are not here to serve man.

By serving our Men, we are serving our God. And there is nothing more beautiful or noble than that.

If you are afraid that a Good Christian Man would not choose you to bear his children because you're not some Miss California, don't worry about that. Because another perk of accepting that we are meant to be mothers is that we do not have to be forever trapped in the competitive rat race of trying to look like we're NOT mothers.

It is the insides of our bodies God uses to create His armies. The goal is to keep healthy for THAT, not buy into the endless (and expensive) fear that we need bigger hair, a bigger chest, whiter teeth, a wrinkle-free brow.

If we want a bigger chest, we can just have a baby!

[Rawwrr]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Sigh....you people are really just unbelievable. I don't even want to waste my time putting together a reply. You men would like to believe you are god, and you have all your women brainwashed.
Confedchick...it's really really sad you are willing to take a beating over a ham sandwich. If you really were so head-strong as you claim to have been, what happened? Why so submissive that you think being slapped is a good punishment for mocking some food? You know what, don't answer that. It will be some ridiculous response like, "I found Jesus" or "God wills it".
Maybe one day you will find your strength again, and until then, I hope you learn to make the perfect sandwich for your husband, so as to lessen the beatings he may inflict upon you.

Oh, and by the way, I do not want a "Good Christian Man", and am glad that no such thing is attracted to me. I'd rather be single for the rest of my life than have some fool shoving his beliefs down my throat (and possibly 'striking' me for misplacing the mustard on his ham sandwich).

I do appreciate you trying to boost my 'self image' if that's what you were trying to do Cookie, but it's a little off-topic here.

P.S. Wanting bigger breasts is not a good reason to have a child.

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Shut up.

[CleanFool]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Shut up.

Very well thought out participation on the topic Jimmy. Your fifth grade education really shines through from what I've seen.

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

Very well thought out participation on the topic Jimmy. Your fifth grade education really shines through from what I've seen.

And who are you? I guess your Ivy League education failed to teach you any manners.

[Brother Turdis]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

That's revoltingly vulgar. How dare you come into a Christian church forum and spew such filth? This is not a Sam Kinison Tribute Chat!

And just because ovens were built for baking, doesn't mean they have to bake things. Just because cars were built for driving, doesn't mean they have to be driven. You could make both an oven and a car into a planter, for example.

Gee, that'd be a clever use of a designed item, wouldn't it?


Are all atheists as violent, hate-filled, and remorseless as you?

No, I'm an athiest and also a pacifist.

However, you seem to be christian extremists qwith all your homophobia and chasity belts

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

No, I'm an athiest and also a pacifist.

However, you seem to be christian extremists qwith all your homophobia and chasity belts

Brother Turdis, as quoted from "A few kindly words of praise and encouragement!"

I would have laughed as jesus died, watching the scarlet blood drizzle down his mauled ligiments and congeal, watch his twisted face taunted and pale with hunger. God does not exist. We are alone. Priests are inpure, they prefer to glide their fingers over tight pre-adolescent vaginas than over bibles. Jesus failed. Hail Hitler, our true saviour.

You also seem to be a sadist and a Nazi. I guess we all can't be as loving and accepting as you.

[CleanFool]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

And who are you? I guess your Ivy League education failed to teach you any manners.

If I told you I was Jesus what say you?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Perks of being a woman...

If I told you I was Jesus what say you?

Matt. 24:23: Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not.