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Happy Birthday Jimmy C. Lombardo
Where are you taking the guys drinking, tonight?
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I think he's going to try passing around his wife's pie, againOriginally posted by Nobar King View Post
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Happy Cake Day, Jimmy!Comment
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Happy Birthday!Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Happy BD Jimmy
What kind of pie would this be ?Originally posted by Larry Lee View PostI think he's going to try passing around his wife's pie, again
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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And don't get too rowdy, Brother Jimmy. You don't need to get kicked out of the trailer park.
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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As I recall, Jimmy and a couple of his buddies always go hunting for a few days arounf their birthdays. Just a few hot, sweaty men cooped up in a small cabin up in the woods, no one around, they can do what real men do without any women around to confuse things....
They kill stuff, then get drunk, and pass out on each other's cots,pretending tonot remembering what happened the night before.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimmy C. Lombardo
TURKAY BOMBS!
Hope yall like the hunt and drived home safely. Who drove the camouflaged Hummer can ya please come back to drive it off the septic tank?
For those who didnt see Missus Lombardos cake I took a picture. We didnt have any time to buy sum extra candles so we got creative with what we had.
Ill have my woman doggie bag a slice for who ever couldnt make it for cake.
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I believe it's possum, or wide-tailed beaver, or whatever sort of furry roadkill Jimmy happens to drag home.Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View PostHappy BD Jimmy
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Originally posted by JennyD View Post
This year it was red fox mixed with grouse. I wus super lucky cus I squashed the stupid thing flat just as it was crossin the road with the bird in its teeth.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Jimmy C. Lombardo
Praise! Jesus blessed you with a plentiful bounty, Brother!Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View PostLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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