What's Your Score?

[WickedWitch]

I just found this rather amusing video quiz which allows you to calculate your God Delusion Index. Meaning, it helps you figure out just how deluded you are about the existence of a God and the Afterlife. I'm really curious to know what those scores of the members of this forum will be. My GDI is 502.5, meaning that I am Highly Deluded.

God Delusion Index Quiz

Don't be shy, share your score!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's Your Score?

God is not a delusion, Alllie. When Jesus comes back to earth (any day now) you are going to have to answer to Him on bended knee and be judged for spreading hatefulness like this!

[WickedWitch]

Re: What's Your Score?

God is not a delusion, Alie. When Jesus comes back to earth (any day now) you are going to have to answer to Him on bended knee and be judged for spreading hatefulness like this!

Whoa there, buddy, I didn't create the quiz, I just wanted to share it with y'all. Besides, you don't have to think of it as being "how deluded are you", but "how Christian are you"; the higher your score, the more Christian you are. Did you even do the quiz? Is that why you're upset, Zekey? 'Cause your score isn't Christian enough?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's Your Score?

[color=purple]Whoa there, buddy, I didn't create the quiz, I just wanted to share it with y'all.

And you didn't create the satanic bible or child pornography either. There are certain things that True Christians™ just don't need to see. The Bible commands us to keep clear of all things unholy, in order to keep from being polluted ourselves.

1Corinthians 9:11
"I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat."

And God really hates being mocked.

Jude 1:17 "But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit."

So what makes you think that we would be the least bit interested in taking your God-mocking survey, Alllie?

[WickedWitch]

Re: What's Your Score?

So what makes you think that we would be the least bit interested in taking your God-mocking survey, Alie?

Because, once you True Christians take the quiz, and get very Christian scores, you will indeed find a man's voice, with a rather mocking tone, telling you that you are extremely deluded. This may sound like a bad thing, however, you will have the satisfaction of knowing that you are hearing his voice say those things to you because of how Truly Christian you are. How can that be a bad thing? Secondly, it will give you another reason to scream at the top of your lungs, "Persecution! We are being persecuted!" And we all know how much Christians enjoy, and indeed look for even the strangest reasons (for example: saying that Freedom of Speech is actually hateful towards Christianity because it allows people the right to say "Christianity sucks"), to be persecuted. Thirdly, I think I remember something somewhere in the Bible saying that Christians shouldn't be afraid to be persecuted, but should be proud of it. So, despite all those things, why are you still so reluctant to take the bloody quiz, Zeke? It's harmless. Come on, now, I subjected myself to being called Highly Deluded, and I don't mind. It's like water off a duck's back, it doesn't bother me a bit - so why should it bother you?