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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974

    #1

    Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

    God has let you live another year! Happy Birthday and Praise Jesus!
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

    Happy Birthday ma'am. I hope you won't forget to send in your "Birthday Tithe."
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5390

      #3
      Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

      Happy birthday Sister Talitha! Your personal guidance has always been special to me. May the Sweet Baby Jesus continue to smile down upon you.
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

        Oh my!!

        2 whole Threads devoted to my 51st 40th 25th Birthday

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Bryan Tamariki
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 285

          #5
          Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

          May the Lord bless you and keep you on your Birthday Sister Talitha.
          Bryan
          Joshua 24:15
          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • Jimmy C Lombardo
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 218

            #6
            Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

            Well happy B-day missie! Which varmint would you like my woman to bake in yer pie this year?

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

              Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
              Well happy B-day missie! Which varmint would you like my woman to bake in yer pie this year?
              I'm quite partial to her Coon surprise

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                I'm quite partial to her Coon surprise
                I thought you liked her baked Beaver.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I thought you liked her baked Beaver.
                  I do, but last time, I got hair stuck in my teeth.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027

                    #10
                    Re: Happy Birthday Sister Talitha!

                    Sister Talitha, I'm Afraid I've run out of icing to Properly ice your Traditional Birthday Dungbread Cake.

                    Perhaps you won't mind too badly, then, if I just offer you a great big ol' CHRISTIAN "Jesus Loves You!" instead

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