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  • GatorBait(R)
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    • May 2009
    • 3

    #1

    WOWOWOWOWOWOW

    ok....i dont even know where to begin...ive been trolling your forums for about an hour now...and honestly all i can say is this website sickens me...it people out there like you that post on these forums that make this world a shitty place, you have everything in here from fucking skittles being gay, LOL are you kidding me?, from someone saying their dad beat their mom while she was pregnant and its OK, LOLOLOLOL....you people clearly have no sense of right or wrong....and obviously...no sense at ALL...every one of you sick fucks that post in this forum need to die a seriously horrible and painfull death...the only reason you think its to do the things you do is because you claim "god" says its ok....wake the fuck up, your "GOD" OBVIOUSLY wants you to beat your wife THAT SOUNDS RIGHT THATS GOTTA BE WHAT HE WANTS....wow you people are so fucking stupid....sometimes it amazes me
  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11680

    #2
    Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

    Originally posted by latorade View Post
    ok....i dont even know where to begin...ive been trolling your forums for about an hour now...
    You must be the most retarded troll in the world. One hour of trolling, and still your post count is 1.
    Originally posted by latorade View Post
    your "GOD" OBVIOUSLY wants you to beat your wife THAT SOUNDS RIGHT THATS GOTTA BE WHAT HE WANTS....
    Indeed He does. Unless you can show us some Bible quotes that say He doesn't.
    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

      Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
      You must be the most retarded troll in the world. One hour of trolling, and still your post count is 1.
      Retards do tend to be slow.
      No wonder God hates them.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • GatorBait(R)
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        • May 2009
        • 3

        #4
        Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

        funny how you go straight to insults instead of defending yourselves....its obvious you are all in denial..you need to get over yourselves....go back through and read some of these forums REALLY read them...if you honestly dont think they are fucked up....you fail as a human being please /quit life

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        • thereisnoLawrence
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          • May 2009
          • 5

          #5
          Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Retards do tend to be slow.
          No wonder God hates them.
          now you are saying your god hates retards what the fuck goes on in iowa damn. what is the qualifications on being human exactly.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

            Originally posted by latorade View Post
            funny how you go straight to insults instead of defending yourselves....its obvious you are all in denial..you need to get over yourselves....go back through and read some of these forums REALLY read them...if you honestly dont think they are piffleed up....you fail as a human being please /quit life
            Dear friend:

            In what ways do we not follow the King James Bible? Please cite book, chapter, and verse. Thank you.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

              WOWOWOWOWOWOW

              What are you, some sort of drunken injun?

              How's DogSpitAssHatWolfSlobber doing?

              She's in hell by now, I would Hope

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              • Brother Lazarus
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                Forum Member
                • Jul 2008
                • 1062

                #8
                Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                Originally posted by latorade View Post
                funny how you go straight to insults instead of defending yourselves....its obvious you are all in denial..you need to get over yourselves....go back through and read some of these forums REALLY read them...if you honestly dont think they are piffleed up....you fail as a human being please /quit life
                Your first post was deliberately insulting, and you have the audacity to complain about being insulted in turn? Listen boy, we've seen it all here. God mocking trolls, God despising atheists, and all sort of other God hating scum. Some actually have some talent at what they do, but you my Hellbound friend, have no trolling ability at all.

                Yours in Christ
                Brother Lazarus
                In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952

                  #9
                  Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                  Originally posted by latorade View Post
                  funny how you go straight to insults instead of defending yourselves....its obvious you are all in denial..you need to get over yourselves....go back through and read some of these forums REALLY read them...if you honestly dont think they are piffleed up....you fail as a human being please /quit life
                  I am a relative newcomer to this forum, so please take what I say to this interloper with a grain of salt.

                  Sir or Ma'am, you have no leg to stand on here. You waltz into a Christian Forum and start insulting the members with your foul language (that the filters have cleaned up, thank God!), your atrocious grammar, and worst yet, your obvious lack of faith in God.

                  I for one am not impressed or threatened by your so called rhetoric. You need to stop attacking innocent Chrsitians and open up a Bible friend, you will be glad you did.
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  • GatorBait(R)
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                    • May 2009
                    • 3

                    #10
                    Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                    i have no problem w/ god...i do not believe in him but everyone is entitled to an opinion, if you want to believe in god thats fine...i just read another forum this guy wants to know when its ok to beat his wife? LOL REALLY MAN? he even has a "marriage rock" gtfo LOL, im not saying all of you are fucked up, but some of these are just wow...it blows my mind to know that people still think like that

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #11
                      Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                      Originally posted by Gatorade® View Post
                      piffleed
                      What does "piffleed" mean? Are you here to try to confuse us by speaking in tongues?

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                      • Brother Lazarus
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1062

                        #12
                        Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                        Originally posted by Gatorade® View Post
                        i have no problem w/ god...i do not believe in him but everyone is entitled to an opinion, if you want to believe in god thats fine...i just read another forum this guy wants to know when its ok to beat his wife? LOL REALLY MAN? he even has a "marriage rock" gtfo LOL, im not saying all of you are piffleed up, but some of these are just wow...it blows my mind to know that people still think like that
                        Here at Landover we believe that the Bible is the literal Word of God. He commands us through His Holy Word. If you say we are "piffled" up, you are saying God is "piffled" up. Do you really want to say that? You need to get right with God. God could take you this evening as you apply your acne medication. Do you want to take that chance? If I were you (and thankfully I'm not) I'd get out my AV1611 and start reading and praying right now.

                        Yours in Christ
                        Brother Lazarus
                        In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                        • Brother Lazarus
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1062

                          #13
                          Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          What does "piffleed" mean? Are you here to try to confuse us by speaking in tongues?
                          Close your gentle lady like ears to this sort of Satanic language. This boy is greasing the skids to Hell.

                          Yours in Christ
                          Brother Lazarus
                          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                          • Professor Bessemer
                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 2952

                            #14
                            Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                            Originally posted by Gatorade® View Post
                            i have no problem w/ god...i do not believe in him but everyone is entitled to an opinion, if you want to believe in god thats fine...i just read another forum this guy wants to know when its ok to beat his wife? LOL REALLY MAN? he even has a "marriage rock" gtfo LOL, im not saying all of you are piffleed up, but some of these are just wow...it blows my mind to know that people still think like that
                            Some of the Christians who post here are not as eloquent as others. Perhaps instead of the word 'beat', he could have used the word 'discipline'. The word disciple and discipline come from the same root.

                            In a Christian marriage, the wife is the disciple of the husband, just as Peter and Paul were Disciples of Christ. Since she is his disciple, it is the True Christian™ husband’s duty to discipline her. Is that a bit clearer now?
                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

                              Originally posted by Tardorade® View Post
                              it blows my mind to know that people still think like that
                              Well, it is unusual to find people in this world who still follow God's Word. That's why we have diseases and disasters and death, because of sin.

                              Don't you want to go to Heaven and spend eternity praising God?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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