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Despite what suckular lieberals think, we conservative Christians don't mind a bit of fun once in a while. So how about a little game of...commenting on the signature of the person who posts above you. There are some good ones I've seen here on the Landover Baptist Church forums that can use a good comment on.
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And yet you have no signature to comment on, Brother Green. Why is that?Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hmmmmm, I noticed my signature is not showing up. I can never firgure this silly technology out anyway. If a LBC pastor can add it for me, that would be excellent.
Anyway, I've attached my would-be signature for those who may not be able to see it also:Attached FilesComment
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Ach, I just noticed a big error in my signature! I have edited right now. Those who are TRUE Christian shall be able to spot a big difference. Hence I have left the other siggy intact so I do not come as deceptive.Attached FilesLast edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 02-12-2007, 01:39 AM.Comment
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Any Bible written in 1911 would be of Satan!Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Don't forget that Satan also get a good belly laugh by tormenting innocent Christians
by turning their 6s unside down. 
Anyway Sister Mary Maria,
Your signature is very clever with wise Bible passages that bring joy to my heart and a copied message from INSTO-SALVATION v. 2.0. Good sig!
Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 02-12-2007, 01:56 AM.Comment
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As signatures go, this leaves a lot to be desired. But it does have succinctness and straightforwardness in its favor.Last edited by Carlton Green : Today at 06:56 PM.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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I don't believe there's an error on your part, brother. As a man of God you can do no wrong. I consider it more probable that the secularists who created this accursed software has bungled - like they did when they created evolution, carbon-14 testing, abortion clinics and so on.Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
I'll pray over it, but in the mean time I recommend that you use BBCODE in the signature instead of uploading a signature image.A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)Comment
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I shall comment the first Signature I see!
Sister Mary Maria!
That Error is really
The Bible verses are beatiful
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Hmm. Did you remember to add to [SIGPIC] tag?Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)Comment
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GLORY!
The LORD got through to our Godly pastors to teach the ways of defeating the homerism of technology!
Now my signature is avalible for all to see!
Special Thanks to Brother Danish.
PRAISE JESUS!Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 02-12-2007, 10:32 PM.Comment
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Boy Prune, love, is that a pic of a DEAD JESUS? Wow! What a guy! A bit skinny, however."I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"Comment
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Almost as irritating, predictable and repetitive as your actual posting.Originally posted by TwinkBoy View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Too many words. But makes me feel like doing this:Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
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Dear OYK.....your sig makes me think things I probably shouldn't for some reason...
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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