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  • WickedWitch
    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
    • Jan 2007
    • 1366

    #1

    The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this thread!

    I don't know who invented The Game or where or when it was invented, but it's rules are very simple: completely forget that you are playing The Game. Sounds really weird, I know. There isn't a way to completely "win" or to really be "winning" (unless you forget that you're playing until you die), but you can (sort of) be "losing", and you can't ever stop playing once you've started. So the bad news is that you're all playing right now and will be for the rest of your lives - I did warn you though, in the thread's title - and you're all losing (because you're thinking about The Game). As soon as you think about/remember The Game, you "lose". But you have a 30 minute grace-period to forget The Game again and go back to "winning" (though some of our older members may not need such a long time to forget). Any questions?


    Let The Game Begin!
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this threa

    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
    I don't know who invented The Game or where or when it was invented, but it's rules are very simple: completely forget that you are playing The Game. Sounds really weird, I know. There isn't a way to completely "win" or to really be "winning" (unless you forget that you're playing until you die), but you can (sort of) be "losing", and you can't ever stop playing once you've started. So the bad news is that you're all playing right now and will be for the rest of your lives - I did warn you though, in the thread's title - and you're all losing (because you're thinking about The Game). As soon as you think about/remember The Game, you "lose". But you have a 30 minute grace-period to forget The Game again and go back to "winning" (though some of our older members may not need such a long time to forget). Any questions?


    Let The Game Begin!
    Yes, I have a question. What does this nonsense have to do with Jesus' message?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WickedWitch
      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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      • Jan 2007
      • 1366

      #3
      Re: The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this threa

      Nothing really. It's just for entertainment. But you could say that by forgetting The Game, you are forgetting and leaving behind all your Sins as they've been Washed white as snow by the Blood of the Lamb. And by "losing" and thinking about The Game, you are acknowledging that you have Sinned, but that Jesus loves and forgives you anyway (because you've asked Him with an honest heart to forgive you). How about that?
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #4
        Re: The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this threa

        I think she's talking about this negra:



        I don't know about you, but I really don't have a problem forgetting about this drain on society. What he does in his own time in the unemployment line, I don't want to know.
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #5
          Re: The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this threa

          Who the hell is that?
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #6
            Re: The Game; Beware: If you don't want to play, avoid this threa

            *Bump*


            You all lose again! *Giggles and scampers away*
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