Prayer for a volunteer

[Isabella White]

I may be wrong, dear Brother Bathfire, but I have a hunch that that disgusting tree was planted by indecent, perverted homersexualists. They've been on a rampage over the past few years, with their assaults on family values and good, living. Yes, anybody with a chainsaw: please contact Brother Bathfire. And while we're at it, can we please also get rid of this other offensive tree?

[Johny Joe Hold]

I am looking for someone with a chainsaw to take this offensive tree down from Bethesda Street. (Expenses can be used to offset tithing.)

Atheists think they are SO clever with their porn. A disgusting piece of "natural" art that needs to see the inside of a fireplace.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I am looking for someone with a chainsaw to take this offensive tree down from Bethesda Street. (Expenses can be used to offset tithing.)