Lessns from Gaza

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I was wondering, could the lessons learned in Gaza somehow be applied to Los Angeles? That's some prime real estate! Mediterranean climate plus not as many Mexicans. The Mexicans over there are worse, I'll grant them that.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I was wondering, could the lessons learned in Gaza somehow be applied to Los Angeles? That's some prime real estate! Mediterranean climate plus not as many Mexicans. The Mexicans over there are worse, I'll grant them that.

It seems to me Trump has the right idea for Gaza, bulldoze it down and make replace with a resort. Why not do that with LA? A survey team could drive around and look at signs on stores. If the signs are something other than English, call in the dozers. All of LA was a nice desert before we taxpayers shipped all that water there. Now there is enough water for the wealthy areas, the rest should be reclaimed as desert.

[MatthiasMorgan]

It seems to me Trump has the right idea for Gaza, bulldoze it down and make replace with a resort. Why not do that with LA? A survey team could drive around and look at signs on stores. If the signs are something other than English, call in the dozers. All of LA was a nice desert before we taxpayers shipped all that water there. Now there is enough water for the wealthy areas, the rest should be reclaimed as desert.

Now we’re talking. President Trump had it exactly right with Gaza, and I see no reason why that same holy blueprint can’t be applied to Los Angeles. Flatten it, pave it, resurrect it as Trump Angelus, a gleaming city on a hill with room service, valet parking, and zero tolerance for foreign signage.

Think about it. LA was once a lifeless desert, and through the power of federally subsidized aqueducts and Hollywood sin, it became a concrete Babylon. But with Trump’s vision, it can be born again. Bulldoze the strip malls, exile the yoga studios, and replace it all with Mediterranean golf resorts, steak buffets, and Trump-branded fountains blessed with gold-infused SmartWater.

Now, sure, the fake news might say things like “Trump Vodka failed” or “Trump University legally wasn’t a university” or “Trump Tower Tampa was never built,” but those weren’t failures. Those were beta tests. Each one was a trial run preparing him for the ultimate project: Trump City, USA, where every home comes with a tax shelter and a full-color portrait of Melania winking under a bald eagle.

With the right funding, a couple of bulldozers, and a federal judge who understands the Constitution (and by Constitution I mean Section 230 and golf), Los Angeles could be the new Jerusalem.

Except with better parking and a stronger Wi-Fi signal.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Think about it. LA was once a lifeless desert, and through the power of federally subsidized aqueducts and Hollywood sin, it became a concrete Babylon. But with Trump’s vision, it can be born again. Bulldoze the strip malls, exile the yoga studios, and replace it all with Mediterranean golf resorts, steak buffets, and Trump-branded fountains blessed with gold-infused SmartWater.

Another LA fire season is here, and I think we are zeroing in on God's thinking. He has to be frustrated that, after guiding powerful Republicans to move water from the mountains to the desert, it resulted in the sin that is liberal Hollywood. Now, He wants it gone. Trump Tower West would be just what God had in mind.

[MatthiasMorgan]

Another LA fire season is here, and I think we are zeroing in on God's thinking. He has to be frustrated that, after guiding powerful Republicans to move water from the mountains to the desert, it resulted in the sin that is liberal Hollywood. Now, He wants it gone. Trump Tower West would be just what God had in mind.

It all makes sense now. God gave California water, Republicans gave it plumbing, and Hollywood used it to baptize award shows in sin.

Now He’s just hitting the reset button with fire-clearing space for Trump Tower West, complete with golden commandments and valet prophecy.