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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 5041

    #1

    Premium tier thoughts and prayers

    I was thinking with the rising costs and everything it would a good source of revenue for the Church to start charging for certificated thoughts and prayers. "For your loved ones in danger, or unforseen medical expenses, LBC Certified Thoughts and Prayers" available with a valid credit card.

    We could offer a basic service and a premium service where one of the members offering thoughts and prayers is in the platinum circle. Call for additional levels of service.
    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12803

    #2
    I like that. Maybe a call to members for prayer, one price, Pastor Zeke including in the Sunday morning prayer, a higher price plus other ideas Click image for larger version  Name:	biggrin.gif Views:	14 Size:	696 Bytes ID:	2078674
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Adam Fag
      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
      • Jan 2012
      • 636

      #3
      Have you thought of a prayer wheel? As long as it spins the words of your prayer are read out.

      low price point

      mid price point

      high price point
      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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      • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
        An old soul
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 5041

        #4
        I was thinking anonymous bitcoin or real estate, or fine art for larger purchases.
        If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12803

          #5
          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          I was thinking anonymous bitcoin or real estate, or fine art for larger purchases.
          This seems like a Landover Baptist version of the popular "Go Fund Me" site. The only difference is ours would fund healing and/or salvation. It needs a catchy name, perhaps "Baptist Bucks" or "$ave a $oul."

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          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
            An old soul
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 5041

            #6
            I've been inspired by The Laaard to register LBC Bucks and LBC Coin. I currently own 100% of the float. If the airplane fund invests a mere 50% of its value in these coins, that will guarantee a MASSIVE return of thoughts and prayers. All it needs is your signature, Mr. Mayor. Should I send the paperwork?
            If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12803

              #7
              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              I've been inspired by The Laaard to register LBC Bucks and LBC Coin. I currently own 100% of the float. If the airplane fund invests a mere 50% of its value in these coins, that will guarantee a MASSIVE return of thoughts and prayers. All it needs is your signature, Mr. Mayor. Should I send the paperwork?
              Thank you for taking on the leadership of this project, Dr. Toole. We have a Pastor Zeke's Aircraft Committee so I'll bring this up at our next meeting. I have to pass along that I've had private conversations with some committee members. They have expressed concern the President Trump's crypto account has lost 90% of its value. Maybe we can get some guidance on this from the President's son, Eric.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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