Canada exists. Why, God, why?

[WickedWitch]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

I'll have the other posters in this thread know that "you guys suck" was directed at Brother Nobar and Reverend Osbourne, not every single American. And it wasn't meant offensively, it was meant teasingly (because I'd never say something mean to Nobar, I wuvvles him ).

We are the most serious group of folks you'll ever encounter, Alie.

Is that so?

[Miss April]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

You guys suck. Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?

I was going to be nice But after you said that Naver mind We are capable of being nice if you are first But How dare you say that Young Lady you need to Learn some respect for the True Christians here on Gods favorite Forum remember Jesus is watching you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

You guys suck.

Young lady, I will remind you that your presence on this Godly forum is only barely tolerated, and that your posting privileges could be revoked at any moment. Your potty mouth might seem clever to your dope-addled sodomite pals up there in communist Canada, but we don't appreciate having to read about your hobby.

Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?

Asking us to express insincere congratulations on the meaningless anniversary of your "country's" emancipation from the French () is incredibly insulting, and demonstrates just how little you know us. True Christians(tm) never toss off false compliments or platitudes. We follow the Word of God. We are the most serious group of folks you'll ever encounter, Alllie.

[Alanscotte]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

You guys suck. Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?

Can we forgive the joos for killing Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, just to be nice? Can we ignore the democRATS consistent socialist attempts at brainwashing our children into dick sucking homos, just to be nice? Can we stand by as our nation gets attacked by suicidal and godless towel heads, just to be nice?

I have a suggestion of my own. Couldn't you just accept the Lord and leave all your sins behind?

[Wide-Open]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

You guys suck. Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?

I was going to, but now that you tell us we suck, I won't.

[WickedWitch]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

You guys suck. Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

Who cares about Canada? What have they done for the world? Just trying to steal the glory from Ol' Glory on July 4, that's all they're doing.

Canada: A leftover from the British Empire, and not good enough to be an American state!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[Nobar King]

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

It's going to be easy to remember because it's the same day as Iraqi National Sovereignty Day.

[WickedWitch]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!