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Canada exists. Why, God, why?
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
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Who cares about Canada? What have they done for the world? Just trying to steal the glory from Ol' Glory on July 4, that's all they're doing.
Canada: A leftover from the British Empire, and not good enough to be an American state!
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!Comment
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You guys suck. Couldn't you just say, "Happy Canada Day" just to be nice? Or are you incapable of even pretending to be nice?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I was going to, but now that you tell us we suck, I won't.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Can we forgive the joos for killing Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, just to be nice? Can we ignore the democRATS consistent socialist attempts at brainwashing our children into dick sucking homos, just to be nice? Can we stand by as our nation gets attacked by suicidal and godless towel heads, just to be nice?Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
I have a suggestion of my own. Couldn't you just accept the Lord and leave all your sins behind?Comment
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Young lady, I will remind you that your presence on this Godly forum is only barely tolerated, and that your posting privileges could be revoked at any moment. Your potty mouth might seem clever to your dope-addled sodomite pals up there in communist Canada, but we don't appreciate having to read about your hobby.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
Asking us to express insincere congratulations on the meaningless anniversary of your "country's" emancipation from the French (Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
) is incredibly insulting, and demonstrates just how little you know us. True Christians(tm) never toss off false compliments or platitudes. We follow the Word of God. We are the most serious group of folks you'll ever encounter, Alllie. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I was going to be nice But after you said that Naver mindOriginally posted by WickedWitch View Post
We are capable of being nice if you are first But How dare you say that Young Lady you need to Learn some respect for the True Christians here on Gods favorite Forum remember Jesus is watching you
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I'll have the other posters in this thread know that "you guys suck" was directed at Brother Nobar and Reverend Osbourne, not every single American. And it wasn't meant offensively, it was meant teasingly (because I'd never say something mean to Nobar, I wuvvles him
).Is that so?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWe are the most serious group of folks you'll ever encounter, Alie.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I note sadly, particularly in the Frenchie parts of Canada, that Pope worshiping Catlick hoors are allowed to live !!
We need to purify Canada, we need to rebuke Canada, we need to smite Canada, and bring the survivors into the Landover Baptist flock !!!!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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your lying it was to all the Good True Christians of American So you have a little crush on Brother Nobar? you're a Sick witch But Don't you dare talk that way to the Wonderful brother Reverend Osbourne He does not Suck like you do LadyOriginally posted by WickedWitch View PostI'll have the other posters in this thread know that "you guys suck" was directed at Brother Nobar and Reverend Osbourne, not every single American. And it wasn't meant offensively, it was meant teasingly (because I'd never say something mean to Nobar, I wuvvles him).
Is that so?
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There you go, fixed your post. Sorry, April, but sometimes reading your writing gives me a headache. What's your deal, do you not like the English language, or something? What's it ever done to you? And no, for your information, I do not have a crush on Dearest Nobar, although I do enjoy his posts and wonderful personality, and I do wuvvles him.Originally posted by Miss April View PostYou're lying, it was to all the Good True Christians of America. So you have a little crush on Brother Nobar? You're a sick Witch, but don't you dare talk that way to the wonderful Brother Reverend Osbourne. He does not suck like you do, Lady.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Happy Canuck day!
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Thank you, sweetie!
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What on earth do you mean by there you go again? I have done nothing wrong Lady i don't need you to fix my Posts there is nothing wrong with them so leave them alone your nothing but a Witch that's a lier if my posts give you a headache then Don't read them it's that EasyOriginally posted by WickedWitch View Post My only problem is unsaved trash like you think that you can talk to the Wonderful True christians here on Gods Favorite Forum how ever you please your a lier so why Should i believe anything you say? I bet you do have a crush on Brother Nobar but he is to good for you I love the English language so i don't know what your talking about
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