Happy Birthday to God's Favorite Country!

[Nurse Clampett]

I just hope we can give Our Most Godly Country another glorious G.W Bush to mend the wounds inflicted by our current terrorist administration.

Happy Birthday U.S.A!

[Nobar King]

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Happy fourth of July to you, too. I went out to view the parade and had a good time, but I saw some things that were disappointing, too.

Too many people driving brand new cars, especially those electric ones. Mexicans selling ice creams and patriotic balloons. Don't we have a municipal code banning profiteering off of holiday parades? There was even a caravan of historic WWII vehicles which were covered with Mexicans. Not that I have a problem seeing some Mexican-Americans, but these ones were shouting at each other in SPANISH. It's American independence day, people. We speak American English here.

After seeing that I was less irritated by the candy on the ground and the noisy horns on every other truck that came by meaning that I had to jam my fingers into my ears so that I wouldn't go deaf@#$^!

I found Julie Bresil's party and she gave me a fresh beer and I had some potato salad and a hot dog and a hamburger, so my mood improved significantly. Then I had another beer and I totally forgot about all the complaints I had about the parade.

My last complaint about independence day 2009: Everywhere I went I heard Michael Jackson's greatest hits. I'm fearful that people will start to identify Independence day with Michael Jackson, and that we'll be hearing his music played by local cover bands and not decent white American rock music.

[James Hutchins]

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At the Hutchin's compound, we celebrated in our traditional manner. We set up barricades at all entry points, put lookouts on tree stands in strategic positions. Did a little 'dynamite fishing' in the after noon while the women and kids went swimming and then bar-be-qued a dead cow we 'found'. At sun down, all the little ones took to the fields with their fully automatic rifles and fired tracer rounds in to the sky. The entire party was a terrific success, only a few gunshots to tend to this year and this was the first party where there were no life altering injuries. Just goes to show what happens when you preach safety!
As in past years, the police and AFT were unable to penetrate out defenses. Once the party was over they gained access (we let them in ) as in the past, were not able to locate anything illegal.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Happy Birthday to God's Favorite Country!

Happy fourth of July to you, too. I went out to view the parade and had a good time, but I saw some things that were disappointing, too.

Too many people driving brand new cars, especially those electric ones. Mexicans selling ice creams and patriotic balloons. Don't we have a municipal code banning profiteering off of holiday parades? There was even a caravan of historic WWII vehicles which were covered with Mexicans. Not that I have a problem seeing some Mexican-Americans, but these ones were shouting at each other in SPANISH. It's American independence day, people. We speak American English here.

After seeing that I was less irritated by the candy on the ground and the noisy horns on every other truck that came by meaning that I had to jam my fingers into my ears so that I wouldn't go deaf@#$^!

I found Julie Bresil's party and she gave me a fresh beer and I had some potato salad and a hot dog and a hamburger, so my mood improved significantly. Then I had another beer and I totally forgot about all the complaints I had about the parade.

My last complaint about independence day 2009: Everywhere I went I heard Michael Jackson's greatest hits. I'm fearful that people will start to identify Independence day with Michael Jackson, and that we'll be hearing his music played by local cover bands and not decent white American rock music.

It's a shame when beaners are able to drape themselves over American military vehicles without being dead first.
I shall pray you have a less irritable holiday next year.

[Christianity]

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I really don't enjoy 4th of July much after this year now, as a drunken fool had almost taken my hearing on the right ear with some bottle rocket. Can't say I didn't let him go though.

[James Hutchins]

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I really don't enjoy 4th of July much after this year now, as a drunken fool had almost taken my hearing on the right ear with some bottle rocket. Can't say I didn't let him go though.

You do know that happened for a reason, God was punishing you or someone through you. What was the evil deed? Show us a picture of your ear, we need to see how mad God was.

[spiff-d]

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God hates America.

He gave you the fear of terrorists. Obviously, you can tell what country he supports.

[MidwestCatLady]

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God hates America.

He gave you the fear of terrorists. Obviously, you can tell what country he supports.

What? Why don't you enlighten us with your incredible third grade wisdom as to what country God supports. (This I have to hear.)

[spiff-d]

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What? Why don't you enlighten us with your incredible third grade wisdom as to what country God supports. (This I have to hear.)

Mexico obviously. Look at the country, the people are happy, the festivals are full of love and life, and they have wars to partake in. They're peaceful, and content. Our Father is clearly looking over them.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Mexico obviously. Look at the country, the people are happy, the festivals are full of love and life, and they have wars to partake in. They're peaceful, and content. Our Father is clearly looking over them.

Why would God make a country full of Mary-hailing Romanists His favorite? They're so addicted to worshiping their false goddess that they even find ways to wear idols of her.

[spiff-d]

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Why would God make a country full of Mary-hailing Romanists His favorite? They're so addicted to worshiping their false goddess that they even find ways to wear idols of her.

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You don't have a broach or a a statue in you common room of Jesus Christ? How is it different?

Obviously God has chosen a country to love watch over. And it isn't ours. Mexico is obviously closely followed by Canada. they've done no wrongs, minus allowing gay marriage nationwide.

But with such a small population and large amounts of cold weather (and fighting the fearless polar bear on the city shores of Edmonton) it's hard to believe they have any faith in God.

Stay strong you poor Canadian bastards.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How is it different?

You don't know the difference between worshiping God and worshiping an entity that is not God, specifically, a demon masquerading as Christ's earthly mother? Are you that lost?

[MidwestCatLady]

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Mexico obviously. Look at the country, the people are happy, the festivals are full of love and life, and they have wars to partake in. They're peaceful, and content. Our Father is clearly looking over them.

. . . full of love and life and open sewers and swine full and poverty and crime and a militant government and no healthcare and the worst unemployment of any civilized country. Well, you have a strange definition of blessed.

I know, you are one of those heathen party mongtards that goes down on spring break and is so drunk and debaucherous you have no clue what the "nation" is like because your head is hung over some hotel balcony!

[Nurse Clampett]

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Mexico obviously. Look at the country, the people are happy, the festivals are full of love and life, and they have wars to partake in. They're peaceful, and content. Our Father is clearly looking over them.

If it is such a wonderful country then please tell me why the little brown bastards are always climbing and floating their way here.

[spiff-d]

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. . . full of love and life and open sewers and swine full and poverty and crime and a militant government and no healthcare and the worst unemployment of any civilized country. Well, you have a strange definition of blessed.

I know, you are one of those heathen party mongtards that goes down on spring break and is so drunk and debaucherous you have no clue what the "nation" is like because your head is hung over some hotel balcony!

I hardly travel to Mexico, unless for business. May the Lord smite you for attempting such lies.