Wondering Where I am?

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Well fellow Landoverians,



I have been away for so long due to a VERY noble cause. I have pitted myself against all elements and have traveled to the most one of the most disgusting slop piles on earth, Mexico. I have dedicated myself to help the poor,


By teaching them the TRUTH and the WAYS OF OUR LORD!

It's time for the world to stand up and put little GOD in a disgusting Godless world. And it's time to do it with a capital G!


I have just arrived at the Scimellieanpour Eco-Village with a KJV 1611 Bible in my hand. A thousand unwashed scum with fall to their knees and tremble as I recite the Gospel! I shall attempt to take the spic out of dispicable!


Those wetbacks better appreciate it, for I already had to bear the Sun that God had punished them with that makes those look like hooknosed redskins!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Praise! I will pray for much success in your missionary endeavours!

[SUV]

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Bless You for assuming The Missionary Position, Brother Green!

But say, if you wish to come to that Big Barbeque we're having - well....do be Careful. Some of these Sisters are in such a hurry to get their Dinner ....well, maybe you can infer what I mean. Glory!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Whatever you do Brother Carlton, don't turn your back on those filthy injuns. They'll scalp you in a New York second!!

May Christ protect you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Nice MS paint job, Carlton. You might want to try it on a photograph that isn't, in all likeliness, older than you are.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Dear Miss Von Harlazing


Are your witchpire eyes playing tricks on you? Or are you just a mental retard to think of a clear, plain, photo of me to be the work of some gobbledygook!

That trickery in your eyes is the work of Satan! REPENT DEMON-WITCH!


A Grave Warning from Rev. Green

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well, it's either MS paint or you don't know how to use the version of Photoshop which you've pirated.

You seem too...well....tight to spend the money on getting a full copy of photoshop which would come with instructions.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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First vampires and witchs, and now PIRATES!


When will you wake up from your fantasy world and smell the GLORY OF JESUS!?




-Rev. Green

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Poor Carlton....first you can't properly doctor a photograph and now you can't spell....my, my....you must be having a rough week.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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My dear, there's a vast difference between a rough week, and a rough eternity in Hell.


Looks like you are slowly spiralling down the latter with your cumbersome lies.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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First vampires and witchswitches, and now PIRATES!

Spelling mistake corrected.

As to your picture....it's very obviously been altered. Badly so, as a matter of fact.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Well wouldn't YOU feel altered if you were standing in a sweltering, stunkhole known as Mexico?



Oh and forgive me for not spelling witch wrong. Usually, one does not waste his time perfecting GODLESS words harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Last edited by Carlton Green : Today at 04:46 AM. Reason: Need to reason which is witch or witche for a goodless witchwhore.

I spy with my little eye another spelling mistake.

Are you acquainted, Mr Green, with the cereal malt beverage which shares your name?
Oh who am I kidding......it seems all the Pastors here endlessly talk about getting me to fetch them beers...which would most likely account for the spelling of some here who shall remain nameless. *snicker*

[Brother Temperance]

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I spy with my little eye another spelling mistake.

I see no spelling mistake. You are utterly lacking in goodness; therefore, you are goodless. One might even go so far as to say doubleplus goodless.

Now, irregardless of what you think of Brother Green's spelling, I'd strongly urge you to get your priorities straight and get right with the Lord before He decides to subtracake your name from the Book of Life.

[SUV]

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Why are pirates pirates? Because they Aaaaaaaar.

(Just so that we'll have no confusion on this matter.)