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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696
    #1

    can you fathom the Nips?





    A zoo worker dressed as an orang-utan pretends to attack a zoo worker as part of an animal escape drill at a zoo in western Tokyo February 27, 2007.
    Zoo workers practised surrounding the escapee with nets before pretending to shoot it with a tranquilising dart and returning it to its enclosure.

    27 Feb 2007 REUTERS/Michael Caronna
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: can you fathom the Nips?

      Oh dear. I'm very concerned about what may happen when Brother OYK sees that picture...
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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729
          #3
          Re: can you fathom the Nips?

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          Oh dear. I'm very concerned about what may happen when Brother OYK sees that picture...
          Control your urges, Sister! You're not in the convent anymore; it was just a flashback!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: can you fathom the Nips?

              Say...that looks a lot like a bear....
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991
                  #5
                  Re: can you fathom the Nips?

                  Originally posted by Mr.Poetickle Pete View Post
                  why that man-munkey got a girly wrist? i thinks maybee he scareds, he not want to give Mr.Michelle Jackson no Bubbles-Lurve, it true

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                    • Remy Lebeau
                      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2058
                      #6
                      Re: can you fathom the Nips?

                      Yeah, the costume makes it a life-like simulation of a real orantugan... the nips are totally and hopelessly inferior.

                      Sweet Jesus, these slants can't possibly have souls?
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