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Praise be to God for allowing you to live and continue your ministry of love and compassion at LBC.
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Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Another year? That was quick.. Happy birthday to the best pastor on the planet. Your dedication and humility are a shining example to us all. Best of luck to you on your journey, and may you be blessed with clear skies and a happy family. -
Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy birthday, Pastor Zeke! You look so spry and youthful. Amazing for all the energy you invest in people spreading God's word! Keep up the good work!To love, honor and OBEY!Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
I have a *Special* Birth-day message for Pastor Ezekiel.
That is, if Sister Thumper isn't around
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy Birthday! Seems like only the other day you had one!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Congratualtions Pastor. One more year and you can sit with the old folks, hehehe. Enjoy your youth, do not fill up on cake and ice cream, there are souls to be saved.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
She may not be around, but Jesus is everywhere!Originally posted by SUV View PostI have a *Special* Birth-day message for Pastor Ezekiel.
That is, if Sister Thumper isn't around
John 1:14a - "And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us"
Sinclair Lewis - "When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy birthday Pastor Zeke! I hope Sister Thumper makes your very favorite dinner for you tonight!Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy Belated Birthday, Zekey. As a special birthday gift, I've talked the Assiniboine Zoo into lending a bear to you. But it's only for a week, and he has to come back in good condition.
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy Birthday Zeke! I would give you a "present" but since your birthday was yesterday, I can only give you a "past"
PROPHECY FOR ZEKE'S NEXT BIRTHDAY...
And I looked, upon the television at 3:00 am to see the time share commercial show me a prophecy. Hark! For Eric Estrada, of former CHiPs fame, says to me (to relay to you)...
Zeke the road ahead is difficult. Many of false heart and false mind will come to oppose thee. Fear not for thou hast friends aside you that will not falter. Tests of thy character will be laid before thee, but fear not, and trust in thyself and thou shalt clear them with victory.
Also your lucky lottery numbers are 7-14-18-25-29-36.sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Sorry I'm late to the thread! I was so busy trying to get his present from towel head land (a pure white gold and diamond encrusted toilet, so he can sit on a throne too like
) and cooking his favorite dinner I feel dead asleep after dinner.
I made:
Birthday cake
spare ribs
twice baked potatoes
pot roast with carrots and mash potatoes
coloslaw
BBQ'd corn on the cob
Baked Beans
Steak
Home Fries
Blueberry pie
Strawberry pie
Apple Pie
and homemade icecream
(I'm sure I left out a few things)
Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAYSweetie! Enjoy your " Throne"!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke !!
And enjoy that present, bet it would be inspiring to sit on that !Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Why, really! Whatever are you implying?Originally posted by Disciple_of_Word View PostShe may not be around, but Jesus is everywhere!
Sister Thumper knows I would never do anything imProper. After all, I AM a Christian Lady!
And just Evidence™ the beautiful Birthday Cake she Baked for the Pastor!:
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Well thank you all so much for your kind birthday wishes. I have spent much of my birthday in my Prayer Closet, on my knees with some of the young Brothers in our Youth Group, thanking Jesus for not killing me for another year. Apparently Jesus approves of my gentle ministry.
Sister Thumper's birthday dinner was a bit below average. The toilet was a nice touch, but I had to put in the servant's quarters for now, because I have that solid gold one from last year's birthday that I like so well....
Anyway, I hope you'll all remember to send in your "Special Pastor's Birthday Love Offering" before this Sunday' sermon Unless you'd like the sermon to be about you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
Happy birthday, Pastor.
Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ,Comment
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