[Joshua Brooks]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

She has stated that she is the offspring of the miscegenation between a soulless pure blooded African nigress and a blind Japanese businessman.

I think the following is a more accurate photo.

[revrggreen]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Does anyone have the original article this thread comes from. I was posted it many years ago, but I have lost the original. It is part of a Womans magazine when women knew how to act.

Thanks in advance.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Does anyone have the original article this thread comes from. I was posted it many years ago, but I have lost the original. It is part of a Womans magazine when women knew how to act.

Thanks in advance.

It was from the May 1955 Housekeeping Monthly.

Here is a scanned image of the original article.

However, I prefer this version, because it back up each of the ideas with scripture, mostly from Proverbs 31.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[lilith]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

"Some don'ts, don't greet him with a problem or complaint. Don't complain if he's late for dinner."

Simply bury the axe in his head.

"Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first."

Apparently being in possession of a Willy is the "reasoning" behind this...that & the male inablilty to listen.

"Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax."

An excellent way to help him relax is to slip a little something into his dinner. Once it takes effect,you can go out to dinner - or wherever the hell you like.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Here is something for you, Lilith! READ AND LEARN!

[lilith]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Here is something for you, Lilith! READ AND LEARN!

What quaint,old fashioned ideas you have Al.
It would be sweet if it wasn't so twisted....but then,in someone of your years I suppose it's to be expected that the mind will become inflexible & a bit...um...muddled.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Here is something for you, Lilith! READ AND LEARN!

I think you are on to something here Pastor Al. Women always have had problems with following verbal and written directions. True Christian™ home life would be more joyful and fulfilling if we had more of these international icons - symbols for things like "bake pie", "make pot roast", and "submit to seeding".

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

You heretic dogs support female abuse and don't treat them with dignity! To you, they're scum.

YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE THE BLESSED MOTHER HER DUE RESPECT!

I ask you: Does Mary mean a thing to you? If so, tell me...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You heretic dogs support female abuse and don't treat them with dignity! To you, they're scum.

YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE THE BLESSED MOTHER HER DUE RESPECT!

I ask you: Does Mary mean a thing to you? If so, tell me...

Mary was the oven GOD used to bake JESUS.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

You heretic dogs support female abuse and don't treat them with dignity! To you, they're scum.

What, as opposed to the raving feminists in the Vatican?

YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE THE BLESSED MOTHER HER DUE RESPECT!

I ask you: Does Mary mean a thing to you? If so, tell me...

I ask you: Did JESUS tells us to venerate his mummy? If so, tell me where.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I ask you: Did JESUS tells us to venerate his mummy? If so, tell me where.

Also; Exactly where in the Holy Bible (KJV, not your papist claptrap!) does it say that this happened?

The Immaculate Conception is, according to Roman Catholic dogma, the conception of Mary, the mother of Jesus without any stain of original sin, in her mother's womb: the dogma thus says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace. It is further believed that she lived a life completely free from sin. Her immaculate conception in the womb of her mother, by sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus.

You idolators make Jesus sick.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Also; Exactly where in the Holy Bible (KJV, not your papist claptrap!) does it say that this happened?

[LittleMissV]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Oh gosh why must these sinful lesbians always ruin the most inspiring threads with their sexist rambling.

This thread is so helpful to me. I have so much to learn before I can call myself a True Christian Wife™.

Also, we should exhange pie recipes sometimes!

[hopeneverdies]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian(tm) Wife

BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.

We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.

God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.

We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.

God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!

Well, she's not exactly a wife at the moment if we're going to be precise.

We've been engaged for the past 6+ years you see....