What Hell Is Really Like!

[WickedWitch]

Well hello, hello, little kiddies! You've been wandering around here and developing some ideas about what the Marvellous Experience of Hell will be like. "Will it be painful, like hot and burny and stuff?", "Will there really be all that anal raping I keep reading about?", "Is it even there?"

Well my dearest, darling, doodlebugs, Alie has the answer (as usual)! And here it is: What Hell Is Really Like! (Click the "Watch This Movie" link next to the picture of the little demon, and make sure you've got your speakers on!)

[WickedWitch]

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Bad news, Alie Fans!! That old man is a Web Demon (evil beings who exist on the Internet and pollute it with their filth), and he took over my link! I was so shocked when I saw what happened! I certainly do hope that you haven't died of shock-related heart attacks without being able to see what I had originally posted!

What Hell Is Actually Really Like (No Potty-Mouthed Old Men!) (Once again, click the link next to the picture of the demon and turn on your speakers!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Have no fear, you will find out what hell is like soon enough. And your little pal VanHelicopter too!

[WickedWitch]

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Yeah? Du synger like en fisken!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Yeah? Du synger like en fisken!

Was die Hölle dieses Mittel?

[WickedWitch]

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Was die Hölle dieses Mittel?

It's Norwegian. It says, "You sing like a fish," And "Du er min fisken hodet," means "You are my fish head." I informed Belphegor of these two very important facts about himself, right here. I'm still surprised you guys let him get away with calling BTB a slut.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Yeah? Du synger like en fisken!

O du snakker skit.


You really need Jesus in your life, girl.
And please, stop posting in such satanic languages, we are to speak AMERICAN here!

[WickedWitch]

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O du snakker skit. No I'm not!! Det er som tings.


You really need Jesus in your life, girl.
And please, stop posting in such satanic languages, we are to speak AMERICAN here!

It's you landoverites who are always snakker skit.

[Brother John]

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It's you landoverites who are always snakker skit.

Let's refrain from Norsk (Nynorsk or Bokmål by the way) shall we, it's against site policy! How hard is it for some people to grasp rules...
Oh, and if I may add a note, I'd like to learn Norwegian myself too, are you schooled in this Lilith? Since I'm generally fairly interested in Norwegian culture (no more than Jesus though), I'd like to comprehend their language too, as part of my striving to be a polymath.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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It's Norwegian. It says, "You sing like a fish,"

That's funny. In Upper Slobovia it means, "you sing like a Babel fish" - or in the nominative case: You babble like a fish sing. Go figure.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Let's refrain from Norsk (Nynorsk or Bokmål by the way) shall we, it's against site policy! How hard is it for some people to grasp rules...
Oh, and if I may add a note, I'd like to learn Norwegian myself too, are you schooled in this Lilith? Since I'm generally fairly interested in Norwegian culture (no more than Jesus though), I'd like to comprehend their language too, as part of my striving to be a polymath.

Uhh..excuse me, mister very unobservant, but you're talking to UNDECIDED, not Lilith.

[lilith]

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Uhh..excuse me, mister very unobservant, but you're talking to UNDECIDED, not Lilith.

So...think it was his hangov...um..headache causing that absentmindedness?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So...think it was his hangov...um..headache causing that absentmindedness?

Possibly. Either that or all the time spent praying with his head bowed has cut off proper oxygen supply to his brain.

[WickedWitch]

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That's funny. In Upper Slobovia it means, "you sing like a Babel fish" - or in the nominative case: You babble like a fish sing. Go figure.

Languages can be so weird sometimes, eh? It's interesting to see differences like that.

Uhh..excuse me, mister very unobservant, but you're talking to UNDECIDED, not Lilith.

Meh, oh well. At least he wasn't insulting me.


And as to your question, Apollyon, I do not speak Norwegian, just tiny snippets of things that make no sense at all, although I do sing it; I can sing along with the song this thread is about and understand it, so I guess you could say that I sort of kinda understand a little Norwegian, but it isn't something I practice. My real fortés are French, Latin, Italian, and Spanish. Now, I don't speak the latter three, but I can read them and get the gist of what's being said. I just love studying languages, and they come to me easily.


Oh! I almost forgot to say that I can read and write in Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs! The problem with that is that I don't understand Ancient Egyptian, so while I could read out what something says, I couldn't tell you what it means to save my life.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Uhh..excuse me, mister very unobservant, but you're talking to UNDECIDED, not Lilith.

Can you blame him for being confused? After a while, all your Satanic nonsensical babbling starts to blend together.