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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572
    #1

    Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

    Normally I don't like harbor-bugs. I mean, I don't like to sniff harbor-stink, and I don't like to eat bugs, and if I did, I would go to a field downwind of a harbor and eat grasshoppers, which is a lot cheaper than Red Lobster. Whenever a Red Lobster ad comes on I start drooling, even though I hate insects that taste like harbor muck. They've got some hardcore subliminable messages in those ads of theirs.

    But I'm going to be eating at Red Lobster form now on, because the liberals don't want me to:



    In fact, maybe I'll plan a travelosity trip just to eat at a Red Lobster in every country that has Red Lobsters. And I'll insure it with State Farm.

    I didn't mention Wal-Mart because of course we already buy everything there.
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    Tags: fox news, persecution, wal-mart, walmart
    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6572
      #2
      Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

      I've had to change the title of this thread because travelocity and State Farm have pulled their ads. They'll come crawling back when the South rises again.
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        • David Goldman
          (not a Jew)
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 700
          #3
          Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

          Red Lobster also serves up awesome beef steaks that have not been sacrificed to idols. So even if one is weak in the faith, it is a safe place to go.

          In fact I may just have to go and visit one today
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          Proverbs 27:17
          Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
          Romans 1:20
          For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
          2 Timothy 2:15
          Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

              Travel velocity is a sponsor of that Amazing Race show which has retards and queers and other sinners on it!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Vavoline Johnson
                  Mammy
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 960
                  #5
                  Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

                  Originally posted by David (not a Jew) View Post
                  Red Lobster also serves up awesome beef steaks that have not been sacrificed to idols. So even if one is weak in the faith, it is a safe place to go.

                  In fact I may just have to go and visit one today
                  How come a Joo boy like you be eatin lobster? Yo know it ain't Kosher. Cleevon choked on a lil fish bone at da Red Lobster in 07. I still think it still stuck dere cause he feels a funny feelin in da back of his mouf. You cain't jist let nobody bone yo catfish cause most white folk cain't do it da right way. Hey, yo being a Joo, do yo know a good lawyer fo Cleevon. He ain't feeled right since it happened
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                    • David Goldman
                      (not a Jew)
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 700
                      #6
                      Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

                      Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                      How come a Joo boy like you be eatin lobster? Yo know it ain't Kosher. Cleevon choked on a lil fish bone at da Red Lobster in 07. I still think it still stuck dere cause he feels a funny feelin in da back of his mouf. You cain't jist let nobody bone yo catfish cause most white folk cain't do it da right way. Hey, yo being a Joo, do yo know a good lawyer fo Cleevon. He ain't feeled right since it happened
                      Nono, I'm not a Jew, but that is a common misconception and I try to clear that up whenever that is assumed.

                      And yes ma'am, it is steak and potatoes only for me at Red Lobster. Peter's vision is a bit vague for me, so I play it safe and stay away from anything iffy.

                      Hmmm, typically I use Jesus as my Chief Advocate, but for little cases where I don't want to waste his time, I just file civil lawsuits in small claims court myself. It saves me a lot of money, and I can settle out of court for a lot less and still make a handy profit (even after tithe).
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                      Proverbs 27:17
                      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                      Romans 1:20
                      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                      2 Timothy 2:15
                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

                      ___________________
                      Connect with me on:
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                        • Larry Lee
                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 4464
                          #7
                          Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

                          Brother Jeb, just a note here to let folks know it's OK to shop at Whole Foods Market. (it's stealth GOP and True Christian™ )
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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6572
                              #8
                              Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

                              Please forgive me, LORD.

                              I was looking at the Wal Mart logo, and Satan highjacked my brain, making it think "gee, that looks like a yellow sphincter. Like what we'll have to kiss for a living once our last job gets shipped to China thanks to Wal Mart."



                              I swear, I was possesed by Toerret's demons. I would NEVER intentionally think bad things about capitalism, ever.
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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Eat Red Lobster, shop WalMart, boycott everything else

                                  Choosing an image of a sphincter as their corporate logo was obviously not the best marketing idea.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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