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  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481
    #1

    Rock Music Protest

    Friends, tonight, Armyguy, Brother Patrick and I will be protesting the "Reverend" Horton Heat, in Champaign Urbana.

    Friends, I'm not sure if you are familiar with this filth, but I assure you, this "reverend" doesn't put on the normal tent revival show. This will not lead people to Jesus, but further away!

    Friends, we will be doing this with as much gusto as we can.

    PRAISE JESUS!

    Pray for us to have strength.

    PRAISE JESUS!!!

    YIC
    V
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: Rock Music Protest

      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
      Friends, tonight, Armyguy, Brother Patrick and I will be protesting the "Reverend" Horton Heat, in Champaign Urbana.

      Friends, I'm not sure if you are familiar with this filth, but I assure you, this "reverend" doesn't put on the normal tent revival show. This will not lead people to Jesus, but further away!

      Friends, we will be doing this with as much gusto as we can.

      PRAISE JESUS!
      PRAISE JESUS!
      But what is this with Unsaved Satanic musicians attempting to use Christian imagery to lure innocent youths in? In May, Amen will be visiting my town. Acccording to my sources, anyone turning up at one of their shows expecting a night of sedate, Godly hymn-singing will be very disappointed. Very, very disappointed.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Armyguy (ret)
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 12
          #3
          Re: Rock Music Protest

          Brothers and Sisters...the Lord was in full effect. I have never felt so full of the Holy Spirit in all my life! Praise Jesus!!!!

          Brother V and Brother Patrick and I were able to lead the bass player, the guitar player and the lead singer of the opening band "The Tossers" to Christ! Praise!!! We even got them to change their name from that ungodly name to a more fitting name for an Irish Christian band...U2!!!!

          Thank you for your prayers, Brothers and Sisters...the Holy Spirit was surely with us.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Rock Music Protest

              Originally posted by Armyguy View Post
              Brothers and Sisters...the Lord was in full effect. I have never felt so full of the Holy Spirit in all my life! Praise Jesus!!!!

              Brother V and Brother Patrick and I were able to lead the bass player, the guitar player and the lead singer of the opening band "The Tossers" to Christ! Praise!!! We even got them to change their name from that ungodly name to a more fitting name for an Irish Christian band...U2!!!!

              Thank you for your prayers, Brothers and Sisters...the Holy Spirit was surely with us.
              Praise Jesus!!! I love to hear stories of God's power like this.

              Now maybe you brothers can use the gift Jesus has bestowed upon you to rid the world of other anti-Christian bands.

              I've heard about a pagan Scotch band called "Bay City Rollers" who could use a big dose of Christ Almighty! Go for it Brothers!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Larry Lee
                  Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 4464
                  #5
                  Re: Rock Music Protest

                  Originally posted by Armyguy View Post
                  Brothers and Sisters...the Lord was in full effect. I have never felt so full of the Holy Spirit in all my life! Praise Jesus!!!!

                  Brother V and Brother Patrick and I were able to lead the bass player, the guitar player and the lead singer of the opening band "The Tossers" to Christ! Praise!!! We even got them to change their name from that ungodly name to a more fitting name for an Irish Christian band...U2!!!!

                  Thank you for your prayers, Brothers and Sisters...the Holy Spirit was surely with us.
                  Excellent work on the Lord's behalf! But isn't Champaign an open sore of sin, defiling God's un-ending expanse of corn and soybean? Surely, Brothers, you could have saved others, in addition to members of the band. Weren't there hussies and assorted trollops in attendance, who desperately needed a good saving?
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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729
                      #6
                      Re: Rock Music Protest

                      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                      Excellent work on the Lord's behalf! But isn't Champaign an open sore of sin, defiling God's un-ending expanse of corn and soybean? Surely, Brothers, you could have saved others, in addition to members of the band. Weren't there hussies and assorted trollops in attendance, who desperately needed a good saving?
                      Yes, surely there was an opportunity to help them slake their unquenchable thirst
                      for Jesus' love?
                      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-29-2007, 10:16 PM.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: Rock Music Protest

                          "The Tossers" - Isn't that when Archangels toss sinners into the Fiery Pits? Why, whatever'd be wrong with a name like "The Tossers?"

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                            • Brother V
                              True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3481
                              #8
                              Re: Rock Music Protest

                              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                              Excellent work on the Lord's behalf! But isn't Champaign an open sore of sin, defiling God's un-ending expanse of corn and soybean? Surely, Brothers, you could have saved others, in addition to members of the band. Weren't there hussies and assorted trollops in attendance, who desperately needed a good saving?
                              After we spent (what seemed like endless) hours at the concert. (the second band was entitled "murder by death" how stupid is that?) we went down the street to another "establishment" entitled Cowboy Monkey.

                              What kind of cowboy?

                              BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STYLE!!! The vile filth we heard coming from that bar. It was goth night there. OMMEGANG it was horrible!!! There was someone God obviously blighted who was in a wheelchair. This amazonian girl in leather, another in leather (not quite as amazonian) and another barely in her leather! Satan was present, that I assure you all.

                              Well, we rebuked those sinners back to hell, and back to CU and back to Hell one more time.

                              All the men there were homers, doing some sort of "interpretative" dance to songs that I dare not mention... ok, one was Sin, SEX, Salvation, by KMFDM vs. PIG! How vile an alliteration title could there be... sin, sex... and then to attempt to beg for forgiveness, salvation. But no, there is no salvation to be found at the Cowboy Monkey!

                              Praise Jesus we were all strong enough in our faith to not bow and worship satan. GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!!!

                              Oh the cries of that. Unlike the screaming of the homers there, yelling "Get thee me behind SATAN!!!"

                              Horrible... I lost sleep over that evening.

                              PRAISE JESUS!!!!

                              YIC
                              V
                              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                                • Brother Temperance
                                  Senior Usher
                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                  A very nice young man
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15621
                                  #9
                                  Re: Rock Music Protest

                                  Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                                  After we spent (what seemed like endless) hours at the concert. (the second band was entitled "murder by death" how stupid is that?) we went down the street to another "establishment" entitled Cowboy Monkey.

                                  Horrible... I lost sleep over that evening.

                                  PRAISE JESUS!!!!

                                  YIC
                                  V
                                  Even the very name of that vile establishment would seem to suggest that it's a hangout not only for homers, but for Darwinista heretics as well. The Baby Jesus weeps at the thought.
                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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