Testing True Christian™ Cosmetics

[Talitha]

Good News Ladies!!
I've been so worried these past months since being told they had stopped testing my favourite Cosmetics and Perfumes on God's © Creatures.
At last! There is a new product we can now use to test beauty products in our own homes without having to use the Maid or Cook!
I mean, good hired help is so difficult to find these days and the Agency were starting to ask questions.

This product is now available at the Freehold Drug Store. I suggest you go and buy one before they sell out.


A present from God©

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Testing True Christian™ Cosmetics

I assume the housebrick is for use if the cosmetic product significantly damages the test subject?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Testing True Christian™ Cosmetics

Oh GLORY!!!

I just bought some new Loreal mascara that I was a little worried about wearing because I haven't tried it before. Now I can test it before I wear it and see if it stings lil Daisy Belle's eyes.

This product is a true GOD send!

Thank you Sister!!

Delighted, Sister Thumper

[roserougesang]

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It's cruel to test on animals.
Besides, it's better to grow human skin in a laboratory and test it on that, animals might react differently to cosmetics than humans, cats and humans have quite different DNA.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Testing True Christian™ Cosmetics

It's cruel to test on animals.
Besides, it's better to grow human skin in a laboratory and test it on that, animals might react differently to cosmetics than humans, cats and humans have quite different DNA.

Some "scientician" was in here not long ago saying that lower animals and humans have virtually IDENTICAL DNA. That's how evilutionists prove that humans evolved from lower animals.

So, which is it? Different, or the same? Or does it just depend upon what point you secularists are trying to prove?

How do you test drugs on lab-grown human skin? Or do you just set up camps for the people you find "undesirable" and test it out on them?

I can see it now, you'd be buying your anti-cancer drugs only if they were labeled, "Cruelty Free - Tested on White Christians"!

[lilith]

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Some "scientician" was in here not long ago saying that lower animals and humans have virtually IDENTICAL DNA. That's how evilutionists prove that humans evolved from lower animals.

So, which is it? Different, or the same? Or does it just depend upon what point you secularists are trying to prove?

How do you test drugs on lab-grown human skin? Or do you just set up camps for the people you find "undesirable" and test it out on them?

I can see it now, you'd be buying your anti-cancer drugs only if they were labeled, "Cruelty Free - Tested on White Christians"!

OYK,you may have hit on something there - just imagine if the Landover pastors were to volunteer as gui...um.."test subjects" - think of the adulation they'd receive for doing so noble a deed!

Might even bring in a few suck..er..converts.

[SUV]

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Oh, Goody! I knew this would be a thread after my own heart! MAKEUP!!!

Of course, we Christians won't be having any cats around our Homes! But being that they are needed for testing (we wouldn't want to hurt our Dogs, of course) is it Socially Proper to borrow the neighbors'?

PS Please, Christian Ladies, don't purchase anything from this company, one of the first to not use animal testing. Frenchies (Surprised?)


This is "Yves Rocher," which all Good Americans will pronounce as "EE-vees Roacher." And just look at that "woman" they are using as a model! So free-Spirited it is sickening!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Celebrating women" can only be lezbean code for "Destroy All Men".

Without Men, how would you be able to make soldiers for Christ?

Get real, get Christ!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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My Godly fiance, Mr. Joseph Whitford, likes to pick out my make-up for me. He says, "No wife of mine is going to look like a filthy whore! And certainly not in make-up that went out with Joan Collins!"
He's so wonderful and dominant!

[eliot mayfield]

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I think we should use inmates in prison to test new medications.
And I feel that giving death row inmates a chance to go the Middle East and be suicide bombers for Christ would also be useful.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Testing True Christian™ Cosmetics

Oh, Goody! I knew this would be a thread after my own heart! MAKEUP!!!

Of course, we Christians won't be having any cats around our Homes! But being that they are needed for testing (we wouldn't want to hurt our Dogs, of course) is it Socially Proper to borrow the neighbors'?

PS Please, Christian Ladies, don't purchase anything from this company, one of the first to not use animal testing. Frenchies (Surprised?)

Why on earth would anyone wish to "celebrate women"? I just don't get it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why on earth would anyone wish to "celebrate women"? I just don't get it.

Brother, there can be only one answer: vile feminazi lezbeans who are bizarrely proud of the fact that they bleed from their genitals.

Imagine what America will be like if Hellary Cliton gets elected...

[SUV]

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Disgusting, isn't it? They ought to throw the net over that gal!

And you can see Right through her nightgown, too, not that I'm looking

[SinisterPizza]

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I just bought some new Loreal mascara

Loreal is tested on animals already. Which is why I won't buy it I use only non-animal tested products, animal testing (especailly for cosmetics, geez. People are vain, much. Yes, lets just rub something into a dog's eyes and force a rabbit to swollow it all in the name of "beauty". Because that makes sense) is cruel and unnecessary. The home testing thing is funny though..but I hope no one gets any ideas

[Kay Dee]

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Wow, thanks for that! All my old vegan makeup hasn't been tested on animals- now I can try it on the new cat's eyes! =]

(we had to get a new cat after trying out Pastor Ezekiel's delicious recipe with the old one!)