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    Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

    Finally, oh Lord? Or is it all just a beautiful dream?

    Please post here the addresses where Barbeques, Buffets, Cookouts, Potlucks, Brunches, etc. are to be held to celebrate our release (FINALLY!) from the tyranny of Swayze's ongoing refusal to Accept that he was not better than JESUS!

    Tags: patrick swayze, patrick swayze dead
  • #2
    Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

    It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

    You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
      It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

      You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.
      Well, I think the Bible has something to say about not Eating shellfish...

      But if it's that nice fake crab (or, if Pastor doesn't find out!) we're ON!

      (Maybe if we slather them in Butter and I wear my lobster bib it'll make them taste more real....)

      By the way........do you think your Godly Officer Husband will be back before it's time for me to leave? Just wondering

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      • #4
        Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        (Maybe if we slather them in Butter and I wear my lobster bib it'll make them taste more real....)
        It's a fine bib indeed Sister!

        Say, I have some tasty bottles of 3 Blind Moose wine. It's a delicate white wine that would go swell with those legs.
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        • #5
          Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

          I was thinking of you when I posted that, Sister Thumper!

          Say - those fake Crab Legs really look REAL

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          • #6
            Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

            You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.
            Uhm, sister Victory....Haven't you heard about your husband being put on (paid) leave? It seems there was an incident with a demonic child throwing projectiles...Didn't Ofc. Richards mention that he has a week off?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Uhm, sister Victory....Haven't you heard about your husband being put on (paid) leave? It seems there was an incident with a demonic child throwing projectiles...Didn't Ofc. Richards mention that he has a week off?
              Oh yes. That's right.

              Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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                Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                Oh yes. That's right.

                Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?
                Is he home yet sister? Because I've been picking up some...unusual chatter on my police band radio here. I'm just sayin.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  Oh yes. That's right.

                  Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?
                  I wish that nice Chevy Chase was still on TV so he could give us upDates on whether Swayze is still Dead or not

                  By the way, I think I have a Fish-ing Date with that nice Husband of yours. Lift his Spirits and all that for the Persecution he has been Suffering as of late. We would invite you, too, but it may be a wet and stinky experience with a lot of thrashing around and I know you would not wish to become soiled with all this

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                  • #10
                    Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

                    Now all you heathen women who fantasied over this ectoplactic perv can actually live your sick fantasies.

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