Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

[SUV]

Finally, oh Lord? Or is it all just a beautiful dream?

Please post here the addresses where Barbeques, Buffets, Cookouts, Potlucks, Brunches, etc. are to be held to celebrate our release (FINALLY!) from the tyranny of Swayze's ongoing refusal to Accept that he was not better than JESUS!

[VictoryOS]

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It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.

[SUV]

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It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.

Well, I think the Bible has something to say about not Eating shellfish...

But if it's that nice fake crab (or, if Pastor doesn't find out!) we're ON!

(Maybe if we slather them in Butter and I wear my lobster bib it'll make them taste more real....)

By the way........do you think your Godly Officer Husband will be back before it's time for me to leave? Just wondering

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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(Maybe if we slather them in Butter and I wear my lobster bib it'll make them taste more real....)

It's a fine bib indeed Sister!

Say, I have some tasty bottles of 3 Blind Moose wine. It's a delicate white wine that would go swell with those legs.

[SUV]

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I was thinking of you when I posted that, Sister Thumper!

Say - those fake Crab Legs really look REAL

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It almost seems too good to be true, doesn't it Sister?

You know I'm always ready for a festive feast. My husband will be working tonight and I'll be awful lonely. Why don't you stop in and we'll have a celebration all of our own! I have some crab legs in the freezer.

Uhm, sister Victory....Haven't you heard about your husband being put on (paid) leave? It seems there was an incident with a demonic child throwing projectiles...Didn't Ofc. Richards mention that he has a week off?

[VictoryOS]

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Uhm, sister Victory....Haven't you heard about your husband being put on (paid) leave? It seems there was an incident with a demonic child throwing projectiles...Didn't Ofc. Richards mention that he has a week off?

Oh yes. That's right.

Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh yes. That's right.

Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?

Is he home yet sister? Because I've been picking up some...unusual chatter on my police band radio here. I'm just sayin.

[SUV]

Re: Can Patrick Swayze really and truly be DEAD?

Oh yes. That's right.

Well Patrick Swayze will remain dead well past the end of my husband's leave , so maybe we could celebrate next week, Sister SUV?

I wish that nice Chevy Chase was still on TV so he could give us upDates on whether Swayze is still Dead or not

By the way, I think I have a Fish-ing Date with that nice Husband of yours. Lift his Spirits and all that for the Persecution he has been Suffering as of late. We would invite you, too, but it may be a wet and stinky experience with a lot of thrashing around and I know you would not wish to become soiled with all this

[Tone Whitterman]

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Now all you heathen women who fantasied over this ectoplactic perv can actually live your sick fantasies.