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  • Great news for you alabaster-skinned ladies!

    God has inspired scientists at Neutrogena to provide some wonderful products to protect our delicate skin!



    That's right, SPF 70+, perfect for those overcast winter days, or when you want to go out in the early morning or shortly before sunset! I know I hated it when the paperboy missed the front porch and I had to wait until evening to get the paper to avoid a sunburn. Now, a quick spritz, wait 15-20 minutes, and I can trot right out any time before 10 am! (8:30 in summertime, depending upon your latitude.)

    What's that you say? You want to go out at midday? Ah, Neutrogena's got you covered!



    Age Shield Face 90+ sunblock is, I hear, strong enough to shield an honest-to-goodness vampire from the midday summer sun in Nevada! Not that such silly things exist, of course, but I understand it would work, if they did.

    Don't forget your 100% UVA/UVB sunglasses, girls! Don't want to risk cataracts!

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    Re: Great news for you alabaster-skinned ladies!

    Awesome! Another reason to love being Gollumesque white!
    Praise!
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    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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