The Hobby Corner

[H. Montague Worthington]

As some of you may know, I am an avid hobbyist. In my limited spare time after Landover Baptist Church services, Landover Baptist Bible Study on Monday and Wednesday nights, attending to my business concerns, and my responsibilities on the Board of Directors of Landover Baptist University's Worthington Graduate School of Business, I enjoy several hobbies. I like to build and fly motorized model airplanes, I handcraft my own picture frames from exotic hardwoods, and I enjoy hunting (primarily deer, quail, and fox).

My wife Delores collects antique cookie jars, knits ski masks (dozens and dozens of them!), and plays contract bridge. Delores plays the spinnet organ, and I play banjo; we enjoy playing and singing our favorite hymns.

Does anyone else have a hobby?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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I can play the ocarina. It's a type of flute. I also write poems, and I like reading, and learning.

[Sofonda Peters]

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I enjoy gardening, especially roses. I also enjoy singing and playing the piano. Maybe LBC could produce a recording of members' favorite hymns.

[Phoenix Risen]

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As some of you may know, I am an avid hobbyist. In my limited spare time after Landover Baptist Church services, Landover Baptist Bible Study on Monday and Wednesday nights, attending to my business concerns, and my responsibilities on the Board of Directors of Landover Baptist University's Worthington Graduate School of Business, I enjoy several hobbies. I like to build and fly motorized model airplanes, I handcraft my own picture frames from exotic hardwoods, and I enjoy hunting (primarily deer, quail, and fox).

My wife Delores collects antique cookie jars, knits ski masks (dozens and dozens of them!), and plays contract bridge. Delores plays the spinnet organ, and I play banjo; we enjoy playing and singing our favorite hymns.

Does anyone else have a hobby?

Organic gardening, needlework, reading - both fiction and non-fiction, community theatre, puzzles.

[OnYourKnees]

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Does anyone else have a hobby?

In my basement, I have quite the well-outfitted woodworking shop. I like to build Witnessing Furniture, and trade it with neighbors for other crafts.

For example, a set of stocks can be traded for a full set of wall-shackles, produced by the blacksmith across town. Even trade.

A rack? Well, what that fetches depends on how detailed you like it. My latest had intricate carvings inspired by the Spanish Inquisition. I sold it on eBay for a sum I am too modest to disclose.

(Of course, pastors will know because 10% of it came to Landover in my Bonus Tithe!)

I also make little items, like thumbscrews. Those I trade for something small, such as a few nice potholders or hand-made torches for bonfire-lighting and mob-illumination. Those are handy during the annual Witch Hunt.

I enjoy hunting, as well! I use guns and also a compound bow for adventures in the forest. Once in a while, I hunt at the Freehold Fashion Mall, using a blowgun and curare-tipped darts.

You should come see my trophy room, Brother Worthington! I have nearly a dozen Goth heads mounted. I'm shooting <ahem> for their favorite number, 13.

May I thank you once again for the reference to that taxidermist. He does such wonderful work. Looking upon their contorted faces, I can almost hear their tortured cries of anguish as they burn in eternal hellfire!

Finally, I've got a lovely garden filled with all manner of plants; roses, daisies, azaleas, lavender, lilacs, any kind of flower you might like. They're very well-fertilized -- organically, of course -- and grow up all bushy and vibrant, with blooms everywhere. For some reason, though, everything blooms blood red. And last week, Rosa tripped over a hand poking out from beneath a rosebush (she said it grabbed her ankle, silly girl). We had to replace the gardener after that little incident.

But the new gardener planted a delightful herb garden in the former gardener's honor! Well, more of a Herb garden, if you catch my drift!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, as is well-known, I am a great advocate of godly spankings. As such, I have developed an interest in collecting spanking and paddling implements. I have assembled quite a few pieces over the years. If any of the sisters would like to see my collection up close, feel free to drop by after 11pm any weeknight, or by appointment.

Some of these were custom made for me. Some were family heirlooms. A couple were actually hand made by my grandfather. Ah, the memories....

In case any of you are interested in starting in on this hobby, the magazine above is the best one for all paddle enthusiasts.
"Monthly Beatings" used to be good, but I think it was taken over by joos.

[SUV]

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Yes; JESUS!!!

[Phoenix Risen]

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Well, as is well-known, I am a great advocate of godly spankings. As such, I have developed an interest in collecting spanking and paddling implements. I have assembled quite a few pieces over the years. If any of the sisters would like to see my collection up close, feel free to drop by after 11pm any weeknight, or by appointment.

Some of these were custom made for me. Some were family heirlooms. A couple were actually hand made by my grandfather. Ah, the memories....

In case any of you are interested in starting in on this hobby, the magazine above is the best one for all paddle enthusiasts.
"Monthly Beatings" used to be good, but I think it was taken over by joos.

Ew.

[lilith]

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I've got a herb garden...of sorts.
Anyone for herbal tea?

[SinisterPizza]

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I have an I-hope-something-is-going-to-grow-in-it garden

Also art- drawing, painting, pastels, clay, ect.

[Phoenix Risen]

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I've got a herb garden...of sorts.
Anyone for herbal tea?

Shall I bring some munchies to go with it?

[Talitha]

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When I'm not Saving Souls for Jesus my Hobby is Wrestling!
My Inspiration came from one of our Pastors and that good old boy Tommy Phelps.



Just as He Wrestled with God, I Wrestled with Jesus.
Of course, Jesus won!

[OnYourKnees]

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I have an I-hope-something-is-going-to-grow-in-it garden

Also art- drawing, painting, pastels, clay, ect.

Did you find a good gardener?

I find that the right gardener makes all the difference. Don't get one with too much fat on him, the plants don't like that. Be sure he takes plenty of mineral supplements.

Have him drug tested, to be sure he doesn't use too many chemicals, as they can damage your plants. For example, if he drinks a lot or uses crystal meth, the plants can be stunted or even die!

I've got a herb garden...of sorts.
Anyone for herbal tea?

Hmmm . . . I don't know, after my experience with Rachael's BBQ, I'm a bit leery of you folk.

[lilith]

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Did you find a good gardener?

I find that the right gardener makes all the difference. Don't get one with too much fat on him, the plants don't like that. Be sure he takes plenty of mineral supplements.

Have him drug tested, to be sure he doesn't use too many chemicals, as they can damage your plants. For example, if he drinks a lot or uses crystal meth, the plants can be stunted or even die!

Hmmm . . . I don't know, after my experience with Rachael's BBQ, I'm a bit leery of you folk.

You christians aren't the most trusting souls,are you?

Good idea Phoenix,bring lots of munchies,we may need them.

[kikirnw]

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I enjoy reading,writing in my journal, walking in the rain,fishing, and playing baseball with my son.