Special Thank-You to Brother Worthington

[OnYourKnees]

Brother Worthington, I do wish to thank you and your logging company for thinning my 500 acres of forest, just before they were to be assessed as Spotted Owl habitat. Dodged that bullet! As an added bonus, the income was more than ample for me to add a new wing to the house!

And may I say, your boys did an admirable job. It's so clean, and tidy, and sunny now!

Now that the Environmental Impact Statement has been filed (no impacts, woohoo!), I can start construction on Phase II of Exurban Estates, a bedroom community only two hours from Seattle by freeway! Here's a photo of Phase I:




And the cleaned-up new development site!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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GLORY!!

But I'm afraid, Brother, the way the political polls are looking we only have a limited time to operate without Big Government pestering us hard-working, job-creating, tax-paying, upright citizens. That's why I'm moving forward quickly on Indian Burial Ground Estates.

In Him,

Monty

[SUV]

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Why, Brother Knees, I think I recognize this housing development! It's the one referred to as the "McMansions"

Lots of Christian Togetherness there! Godly!

And if it's the one I'm thinking of, ooh.....Plastic outside, too!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Without entrepreneurs like Brother Knees and myself, this country would be an ugly, jobless, backward cesspool. It takes the skill, imagination, funding, and expertise of a true entrepreneur to turn THIS....



into THIS...



or THIS...



Now which one would YOU prefer? You can thank us later.

You're welcome.

[SUV]

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Praise God for "LITTLE BOXES!"

A Sister named Malvina Reynolds was so Awestruck that she wrote a song about it, even so long ago:

Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
Little boxes, little boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And the people in the houses
All go to the university,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
And there's doctors and there's lawyers
And business executives,
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

And they all play on the golf-course,
And drink their Martini dry,
And they all have pretty children,
And the children go to school.
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university,
And they all get put in boxes
And they all come out the same.

And the boys go into business,
And marry, and raise a family,
And they all get put in boxes,
Little boxes, all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Praise Brother Worthington and Brother Knees. Those pictures are indeed inspiring. It reminds me that at one time in our Godly nation the symbols of smoke stacks meant wealth, industry, progress and a rising middle class. It also meant guns, bombs, and battleships to defend us against our enemies. It makes me wretch every time I see some of these green peace vermin that want to go out and hike in some alleged pristine wilderness thinking they are some kind of noble savages. And when they get injured we have to send out search parties and waste taxpayer dollars trying to find them with our helicopters and Hummers (especially when those vehicles are needed to kill mooselimbs).