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  • #1

    ROTFLWJ!!!!

    Oh, my sides hurt. I just got back from Tricking and Treating!
    I put up posters all over town about a free Halloween party for kids "just like in America".

    Well, Just minute, Well, once I had the kids in the lobby, we locked the doors and gave out the Chick Tracts. Then we showed videos of what Hell is like, and then the Treating started. I told them about Jesus and how witches weren't like on the Disney channel, but people who eat children and all about goths and rock music too. Then we had all those kids on their knees praying and crying and sniffing snot between the tears! You know how it is when little ones really start to bawl.

    Well, they was all changed children and ready for church tomorrow! They'd scream when they looked in the mirror at their monster costumes and rip them off! Then they'd fall to their knees and pray some more.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    Re: ROTFLWJ!!!!

    Heart warming story, Brother Mayfield. My plan this year is if any kids manage to make to my front door, that I'll let them experience my version of "Hell on Earth". My whole family gets in on the act, such fun!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: ROTFLWJ!!!!

      An inspiring story, Brother Eliot, Praise God!

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      • #4
        Re: ROTFLWJ!!!!

        And those kids will be damaged for years!
        escapefronhell@aol.com

        We can help you get away and have a normal life!

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        • #5
          Re: ROTFLWJ!!!!

          Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
          And those kids will be damaged for years!
          escapefronhell@aol.com

          We can help you get away and have a normal life!
          Ah, yes. A 'normal' life followed by an eternity of anguish and torment in the bowels of Hell. Thanks, I'll pass.

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          • #6
            Re: ROTFLWJ!!!!

            Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
            And those kids will be damaged for years!
            escapefronhell@aol.com

            We can help you get away and have a normal life!
            What is "Fron Hell"?

            I can understand a need to escape Fran Hell.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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