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  • Brother Samuel
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2007
    • 72
    #1

    Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

    I just finished watching Pastor Deacon Fred rebuke all those sinners at the Atheist Rally in Washington, D.C. It was such a spritual inspiration! I feel like going to third-world cesspools and beating the hell out of all those voodoo practicing witches!

    GLORY!
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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729
      #2
      Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

      It would be more productive to pound the demons out of their colons, then bring them to Jesus.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

          Pastor. Deacon. Fred!

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            • Star Finder
              Rock Worshipper
              • Sep 2006
              • 1092
              #4
              Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

              I thought you would rather pound demons INTO their colons and then throw them in hell.
              I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729
                  #5
                  Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

                  Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                  I thought you would rather pound demons INTO their colons and then throw them in hell.
                  I meant bring the atheists to Jesus. The Demons can be thrown into Hell.

                  Or we can bring them to your house, where I'm sure they'd feel quite welcome. They can play with your Iguana.

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                    • lilith
                      Night Hag
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 1232
                      #6
                      Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      I meant bring the atheists to Jesus. The Demons can be thrown into Hell.

                      Or we can bring them to your house, where I'm sure they'd feel quite welcome. They can play with your Iguana.
                      What,you mean Starfinders trained-to-eat-christians-& -extremely-good-at-it-too Iguana? That iguana?
                      In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729
                          #7
                          Re: Pastor Deacon Fred and the Atheists

                          Originally posted by lilith View Post
                          What,you mean Starfinders trained-to-eat-christians-& -extremely-good-at-it-too Iguana? That iguana?
                          That's why I figured the Demons would be happy there. They'd finally have someone they could look up to!
                          Last edited by OnYourKnees; 05-10-2007, 06:24 AM.

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