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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716
    #1

    The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

    I was disgusted by the Queen of England and her condescending attitude at the White House last week. Just who does she think she is? And the entire time she was in this country, she looked like she was disappointed or annoyed.

    The Queen is a nobody. She's just an old lady with a fading empire or "Commonwealth of Nations" that she leeches off of. Take a look at her pathetic empire....

    Antigua and Barbuda - Makes sugar to rot British teeth
    Australia - Convicts
    The Bahamas - British negroes with funnier accents than usual
    Bangladesh - Also known as "Famineland"
    Barbados - British Caribbean negroes
    Belize - Jungle
    Botswana - Worthless negroes
    Brunei - Towelheads
    Cameroon - Worthless negroes
    Canada - Preparing to be annexed by the USA
    Cyprus - All downhill since the fall of the Roman Empire
    Dominica - Go ahead, try to find it on a map
    Fiji - A navy of canoes
    The Gambia - Worthless negroes
    Ghana - Worthless negroes
    Grenada - An old 1970s Ford
    Guyana - Kool Aid drinkers
    India - One billion customer service agents stinking of curry
    Jamaica - High on marijuana
    Kenya - Worthless negroes
    Kiribati - Delicious on a cracker
    Lesotho - Worthless negroes
    Malawi - Worthless negroes
    Malaysia - Dog eaters
    Maldives - Polyps of Sri Lanka
    Malta - Where they eat meal
    Mauritius - AKA Tsunami magnet
    Mozambique - Worthless negroes
    Namibia - Worthless negroes
    Nauru - Doesn't really exist
    New Zealand - Australia’s prison lover
    Nigeria - Worthless negroes
    Pakistan - India without good manners
    Papua New Guinea - Cannibals
    Saint Kitts and Nevis- Worthless negroes
    Saint Lucia - Worthless Catholic negroes
    Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Worthless Catholic negroes, cherry juice
    Samoa - What Oliver Twist wants
    Seychelles - She sells them by the seashore
    Sierra Leone - Worthless negroes
    Singapore - Asians swinging canes
    Solomon Islands - World War II was their "Good Old Days"
    South Africa - 20 million of Nelson Mandela's bastard children with AIDS
    Sri Lanka - One good tsunami away from a watery grave
    Swaziland - Worthless negroes
    Tanzania - Worthless negroes
    Tonga - You're kidding, right?
    Trinidad and Tobago - Married to Trinimom and Tastes Good in Chili
    Tuvalu - Ask your doctor if Tuvalu is right for you. Side effects may include dizziness, vomiting, and bleeding from the eardrums.
    Uganda - Worthless cannibal Negroes
    United Kingdom - 20 million Hugh Grants with bad teeth
    Vanuatu - Worthless Negroes
    Zambia - Lions and tigers and Negroes

    Good riddence, Queenie!
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    • tommy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 392
      #2
      Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

      Godless witch looks quite young for someone who is, according to our infallible commander in chief, more than 230 years old.

      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
      Exodus 15:3

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        • Hairy Homer
          Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
          • Sep 2006
          • 159
          #3
          Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

          Originally posted by tommy View Post
          Godless witch looks quite young for someone who is, according to our infallible commander in chief, more than 230 years old.

          I don't think that is her Majesty. I think that is Helen Mirren, or whatever her name is.

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            • Hairy Homer
              Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
              • Sep 2006
              • 159
              #4
              Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              I was disgusted by the Queen of England and her condescending attitude at the White House last week. Just who does she think she is? And the entire time she was in this country, she looked like she was disappointed or annoyed.

              The Queen is a nobody. She's just an old lady with a fading empire or "Commonwealth of Nations" that she leeches off of. Take a look at her pathetic empire....


              Good riddence, Queenie!
              Monty, think of all that cheap labour in India. And I mean labour not Labour.

              Australia, incidentally, is where British criminals who were caught were sent; New Zealand is where the ones who got away fled.

              Apart from that correction, I suggest that you lay off Her Majesty! There is no reason for anyone, either xian or atheist to denigrate The Queen. Is she not one of the last bastions of decency left in these Godless Isles? All of her family are complete lunatics, but that's all the more reason for hoping she sticks around. At least she has the sense herself to know that Charlie is a pratt and too thick to be trusted to organize the bootboys let alone be king.

              Fergie in particular should be shouted a ride around Paris in a Mercedes, and you can get the CIA to assassinate any of the others anytime. Just leave the old girl alone; she's had enough disappointments in her life.
              Last edited by Hairy Homer; 05-12-2007, 12:39 AM.

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                • Lady Sorrow
                  Godly woman
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 87
                  #5
                  Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

                  You fancy the Queen, Mister Hairy?
                  And here I thought you fancied me!

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                    • Hairy Homer
                      Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 159
                      #6
                      Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

                      Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                      You fancy the Queen, Mister Hairy?
                      And here I thought you fancied me!
                      Oh, don't be a nitwit, of course I don't fancy her. She's over 150-years-old and already married. There is reason to believe that she is already dead. They have embalmed her corpse and someone walks around behind it proping it up with a broomstick up the back of her jumper.

                      The alternative is Charlie boy becoming king.

                      I did notice when I woke this morning that I seem to be recovering more rapidly than I had thought from the broken heart, though.

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                        • tommy
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 392
                          #7
                          Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

                          Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                          I don't think that is her Majesty. I think that is Helen Mirren, or whatever her name is.
                          I don't think so.

                          This is Helen Mirren while enjoying one of the Oscar's after-parties:

                          Last edited by tommy; 05-12-2007, 02:50 PM.
                          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                          Exodus 15:3

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

                              Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                              Monty, think of all that cheap labour in India. And I mean labour not Labour.

                              Australia, incidentally, is where British criminals who were caught were sent; New Zealand is where the ones who got away fled.
                              He is a Godly American, so he means neither Labour nor labour, but labor. And I thought that Australia is where the British criminals were sent, and NZ was where the Australians dumped their crooks.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78555
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

                                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                  He is a Godly American, so he means neither Labour nor labour, but labor. And I thought that Australia is where the British criminals were sent, and NZ was where the Australians dumped their crooks.
                                  Well I learn something new everyday. I had always assumed that New Zealanders were nothing more than Australia's "prison bitches".
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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