The Queen: Go Home, Frumpy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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He is a Godly American, so he means neither Labour nor labour, but labor. And I thought that Australia is where the British criminals were sent, and NZ was where the Australians dumped their crooks.

Well I learn something new everyday. I had always assumed that New Zealanders were nothing more than Australia's "prison bitches".

[Brother Temperance]

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Monty, think of all that cheap labour in India. And I mean labour not Labour.

Australia, incidentally, is where British criminals who were caught were sent; New Zealand is where the ones who got away fled.

He is a Godly American, so he means neither Labour nor labour, but labor. And I thought that Australia is where the British criminals were sent, and NZ was where the Australians dumped their crooks.

[tommy]

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I don't think that is her Majesty. I think that is Helen Mirren, or whatever her name is.

I don't think so.

This is Helen Mirren while enjoying one of the Oscar's after-parties:

[Hairy Homer]

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You fancy the Queen, Mister Hairy?
And here I thought you fancied me!

Oh, don't be a nitwit, of course I don't fancy her. She's over 150-years-old and already married. There is reason to believe that she is already dead. They have embalmed her corpse and someone walks around behind it proping it up with a broomstick up the back of her jumper.

The alternative is Charlie boy becoming king.

I did notice when I woke this morning that I seem to be recovering more rapidly than I had thought from the broken heart, though.

[Lady Sorrow]

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You fancy the Queen, Mister Hairy?
And here I thought you fancied me!

[Hairy Homer]

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I was disgusted by the Queen of England and her condescending attitude at the White House last week. Just who does she think she is? And the entire time she was in this country, she looked like she was disappointed or annoyed.

The Queen is a nobody. She's just an old lady with a fading empire or "Commonwealth of Nations" that she leeches off of. Take a look at her pathetic empire....


Good riddence, Queenie!

Monty, think of all that cheap labour in India. And I mean labour not Labour.

Australia, incidentally, is where British criminals who were caught were sent; New Zealand is where the ones who got away fled.

Apart from that correction, I suggest that you lay off Her Majesty! There is no reason for anyone, either xian or atheist to denigrate The Queen. Is she not one of the last bastions of decency left in these Godless Isles? All of her family are complete lunatics, but that's all the more reason for hoping she sticks around. At least she has the sense herself to know that Charlie is a pratt and too thick to be trusted to organize the bootboys let alone be king.

Fergie in particular should be shouted a ride around Paris in a Mercedes, and you can get the CIA to assassinate any of the others anytime. Just leave the old girl alone; she's had enough disappointments in her life.

[Hairy Homer]

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Godless witch looks quite young for someone who is, according to our infallible commander in chief, more than 230 years old.

I don't think that is her Majesty. I think that is Helen Mirren, or whatever her name is.

[tommy]

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Godless witch looks quite young for someone who is, according to our infallible commander in chief, more than 230 years old.

[H. Montague Worthington]

I was disgusted by the Queen of England and her condescending attitude at the White House last week. Just who does she think she is? And the entire time she was in this country, she looked like she was disappointed or annoyed.

The Queen is a nobody. She's just an old lady with a fading empire or "Commonwealth of Nations" that she leeches off of. Take a look at her pathetic empire....

Antigua and Barbuda - Makes sugar to rot British teeth
Australia - Convicts
The Bahamas - British negroes with funnier accents than usual
Bangladesh - Also known as "Famineland"
Barbados - British Caribbean negroes
Belize - Jungle
Botswana - Worthless negroes
Brunei - Towelheads
Cameroon - Worthless negroes
Canada - Preparing to be annexed by the USA
Cyprus - All downhill since the fall of the Roman Empire
Dominica - Go ahead, try to find it on a map
Fiji - A navy of canoes
The Gambia - Worthless negroes
Ghana - Worthless negroes
Grenada - An old 1970s Ford
Guyana - Kool Aid drinkers
India - One billion customer service agents stinking of curry
Jamaica - High on marijuana
Kenya - Worthless negroes
Kiribati - Delicious on a cracker
Lesotho - Worthless negroes
Malawi - Worthless negroes
Malaysia - Dog eaters
Maldives - Polyps of Sri Lanka
Malta - Where they eat meal
Mauritius - AKA Tsunami magnet
Mozambique - Worthless negroes
Namibia - Worthless negroes
Nauru - Doesn't really exist
New Zealand - Australia’s prison lover
Nigeria - Worthless negroes
Pakistan - India without good manners
Papua New Guinea - Cannibals
Saint Kitts and Nevis- Worthless negroes
Saint Lucia - Worthless Catholic negroes
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Worthless Catholic negroes, cherry juice
Samoa - What Oliver Twist wants
Seychelles - She sells them by the seashore
Sierra Leone - Worthless negroes
Singapore - Asians swinging canes
Solomon Islands - World War II was their "Good Old Days"
South Africa - 20 million of Nelson Mandela's bastard children with AIDS
Sri Lanka - One good tsunami away from a watery grave
Swaziland - Worthless negroes
Tanzania - Worthless negroes
Tonga - You're kidding, right?
Trinidad and Tobago - Married to Trinimom and Tastes Good in Chili
Tuvalu - Ask your doctor if Tuvalu is right for you. Side effects may include dizziness, vomiting, and bleeding from the eardrums.
Uganda - Worthless cannibal Negroes
United Kingdom - 20 million Hugh Grants with bad teeth
Vanuatu - Worthless Negroes
Zambia - Lions and tigers and Negroes

Good riddence, Queenie!