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Although your pet doesn't have a soul, a senior pastor will bless your pet for a limited time only. Dogs = $200 Cats = $100 Small Critters $25. Cash only please!
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Gary and I are looking after the neighbors' mulatto while they're out of town for the weekend. Do you think I might be able to bring it in to be blessed? Preston and Edna would be delighted.sigpic -
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As long as it's an Italian cat, Sister Templeton, I'd be glad toOriginally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
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This got me to thinking about the Blessed Dog next door that barks for hours at a time
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Perhaps, for an extra fee, Pastor could bestow the Blessing of the Tire Iron upon its furry little head?Originally posted by SUV View PostThis got me to thinking about the Blessed Dog next door that barks for hours at a timeComment
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Does Pastor make Home visits?Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
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Gary and I had a beautiful African Grey Parrot named Squawk for a few years, but we were forced to kill it when it became possessed by demons and started speaking its own name. While we were sad to see it go, what else could a Christian have done?sigpicComment
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i not able to affords to have all my kittys blesseds
, so i gonna saves some moneys an have Miss.Lionhart blesseds cuz she earn her kitty keeps! 
here be a pickture of her on guard kitty dutys
, she roareds her meows at a viscous doggie who wanders into the yard, i thinks it were a pitbull or a dobermin or somethang 
she so brave an fearliss
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Precious Petal, Momma Glynndie is very concerned for that little white doggie. I can tell it's had the bejeezus scared out of it and feel compelled to offer a two-for-one special on both the kittie (I use the term loosely) and that poor dog.Originally posted by Petal View Posti not able to affords to have all my kittys blesseds, so i gonna saves some moneys an have Miss.Lionhart blesseds cuz she earn her kitty keeps!
here be a pickture of her on guard kitty dutys, she roareds her meows at a viscous doggie who wanders into the yard, i thinks it were a pitbull or a dobermin or somethang
she so brave an fearlissJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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No thanks. I'll bless them myself. Besides, why pay 100$ bucjs when you could buy buttloads of comic books with it?
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You killed a parrot becuase it squawked? What did you expect it to do - hum Fur Elise?Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View PostNow that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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What should it have been singing - the Horst Wessel song? Deutschland Deutschland uber alles? Belsen was a gas? Something by Wagner perhaps?Originally posted by Dances with Joy View PostThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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Sorry, but I think that killing a parrot because it spoke its name is completely irrational and immoral. Oh, wow! It made a sound that sounded like a word! That's it, it's evil - kill it! I'm quite sure that you know as do I, that parrots are inclined to copy sounds they hear regularly (it's in many home video TV programmes). Does this mean that you will never keep another parrot again? Seeing as they all are capable of copying us owing to their similar larynx construction. I hope it does, because I'd hate to see another harmlesss parrot killed...
Sorry, but I'm an animal rights person.Comment
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Oh, an extremist terrorist sympathiser, eh? Good thing you're banned.Originally posted by lol_is_ten_socks View PostSorry, but I think that killing a parrot because it spoke its name is completely irrational and immoral. Oh, wow! It made a sound that sounded like a word! That's it, it's evil - kill it! I'm quite sure that you know as do I, that parrots are inclined to copy sounds they hear regularly (it's in many home video TV programmes). Does this mean that you will never keep another parrot again? Seeing as they all are capable of copying us owing to their similar larynx construction. I hope it does, because I'd hate to see another harmlesss parrot killed...
Sorry, but I'm an animal rights person.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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I smell simony...Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View PostACTS 5:29
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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