[Maynard]

Re: God Hates Wine Coolers!

Even though wine was involved in one of Jesus' first miracles, I'm convinced that there must be something Jesus doesn't like about wine coolers. It could be because they are adulterated, or maybe because homers drink them – and we all know God hates homers.

The purveyors of wine coolers have made this blasphemous commercial – which is certainly one strike against them.

Thank you!